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TUESDAY, DECEMBER 21, 2010
Wrong link: Yesterday, we didnt post the best link to last weeks interview between Chris Matthews and Michelle Rhee.
To watch that full segment, just click here. Our report continues below.
How do they ever get by: On Sunday, December 12, the Washington Post published a long report by Karen Hube of the Fiscal Times. (It was the massive, featured report on page one of the Business section.) Perhaps out of embarrassment, the report doesnt grace the Nexis archives, although you can read the whole darn thing at the Posts web site (click here).
Hubes report was full of informationand it seemed to reveal the curious outlook of an upper-class press corps.
Hubes question: How do families of four get by on $250,000 per year? Heres the way she started out, beneath a big honking headline:
How flush is a family of four with a $250,000 income? Hubes apparent answer: Not very flush!
Hube penned a long, informative report about the life-styles of the not-so-rich and famous. Her piece was quite informativebut its point of view did seem odd. By the time Hube finished her weeping and moaning, we found ourselves asking a simple question: How do people who dont make $250,000 ever get by in this world?
On Saturday, the analysts cheered when the Post published three letters responding to this report. The first letter discussed a significant technical matter, then moved to a larger point:
In our view, liberals should never get drawn into semantic disputes about who is (and isnt) wealthy. That said, the writer made a spot-on observation about these families annual savings.
The third letter was more sardonic:
Indeed. At times, Hube seemed to marvel at the thought that families survive on 250 large.
She said thats six times the national average. But did she (and her eds) understand?
PART 2TOOL TIME/MINIONS ON UNIONS (permalink): Its been Hard Pundit Law since the 1960s. When they deign to discuss the topic at all, societys swells seek simple solutions for the failures of low-income schools. The darlings quickly cast about, looking for people to blame so they can drop the supremely tiring discussion.
Why cant those ratty children do better? Our swells are too lazy, too feckless, too dumb, too uncaring to find out. And so, after bungling a few basic facts, they quickly start dishing out blame.
Through the years, the designated villains have sometimes changed. The dumbness and bad faith have not.
On last Wednesdays Hardball, Chris Matthews staged a good, cleansing rant on the subject of low-income schoolsafter bungling a set of facts about international test scores (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 12/20/10). As he did, he quickly turned on some very bad peoplethe very bad people who currently teach in our public schools.
Chris doesnt know squat about public schools, nor has he ever wasted his time studying such a topic. But he does know that, under current scripts, the fault must lie with the teachers! First, he bungled those basic facts about this creeping disaster of our kids falling further and further behind in the world in math, in language, in everything. (In fact, our kids have been gaining ground on the tests in question.)
Its a crying shame, he angrily said. Its a creeping disaster.
Chris misstated some basic facts about American students dismal ranking on a major international test. He said he found their performance disgustingand then, with lightning speed, he angrily turned on American teachers. He poses the following know-nothing questions to his guest, Michelle Rhee, who was recently canned as head of the DC public schools. To watch the full segment, click this:
The gentlemans sentences didnt quite parsebut he did know which group must be blamed! As she replied, Rhees own sentences didnt parse. But she didnt seem to challenge Matthews disgust with those teachers:
Presumably, Rhee meant that D.C.s teachers did not have high standards for what we expected them to be able to do. (Or something like that.) But as they continued, these tools showed how dishonest such minions will be when they recite the latest scripts approved by their billionaire bosses.
As he continued, Matthews began to thunder about social promotion, a topic he has heard discussed at a million cocktail parties. In her reaction, Rhee showed the world how baldly dishonest shes sometimes willing to be:
Every know-nothing in the world understands that he should rail against social promotion. But this isnt a problem with teachers, Rhee said. Its a policy problem, she saidand the policy is made by school districts.
Should low-income school systems outlaw social promotion? As everyone in such school systems knows, the very idea is quite ludicrous. Many, many low-income children are years behind traditional grade level by the third or fourth grade; in fact, many such kids are way behind on the day they enter kindergarten. If social promotion were outlawed in big urban systems, fourth-grade classrooms would be crawling with kids who were fourteen or fifteen years old; anyone who has ever set foot in an urban school knows how absurd this notion is, even if it seems to make sense to people like Matthews, who has never dirtied his hands in such places. (Beyond that, studies routinely show that making children repeat a grade increases the likelihood that they will drop out before they finish high school.)
Simply put, there is no real instructional advantage to making children repeat a gradeand there are obvious disadvantages. In big city systems, so many kids are so far behind that the notion makes no sense at all. But there was Matthews, throwing down familiar thunder. And there was Rhee, seeming to agree with his viewand baldly dissembling.
In what way was Rhee dissembling? Readers, just reread her statement. After that, riddle us this:
How many Hardball viewers got the impression that Rhee must have outlawed social promotion in Washingtons schools? That this must have been one of the stands about which Matthews fawned all through this segment? The lady did no such thing, of course. In the spring of 2009, 52 percent of Washington elementary grade students scored below proficient on DCs annual reading test. (That same year, 81 percent of District fourth-graders scored below proficient in reading on the National Assessment of Educational Progress.) Do you recall reading about the way Rhee required 52 percent of all grade school kids to repeat their grade in 2010? Duh! Of course you dont! But there was Rhee, playing along with Matthews, seeming to imply that she herself was opposed to social promotionthat she was opposed to this very bad policy school districts keep dreaming up!
Of course, fake and phony educational reformers have played this card for a very long time. (It tends to sound very good to the public. To the extent that these reformers are actually clueless, it may even sound good to them!) Example: New York Citys billionaire mayor is one of the biggest frauds in this field. Back in October, the New York Times described what happened when this ballyhooed god of education reform pretended to outlaw social promotionalthough, because Bloomberg is such a god, Jennifer Medina wasnt willing to report what had actually happened.
Did a billionaire mayor outlaw social promotion? Citizens, welcome to Pravda, and to upper-class Gotham folkways:
Please. According to Medinas frightened prose, Bloomberg required students who flunked statewide tests to be held backunless they attended summer school and showed progress on a retest (our emphasis). Of course, showing progress on a retest isnt the same thing as performing at traditional grade level. To state what is blindingly obvious, Bloomberg didnt end social promotion at all! But Medina bowed low to the godlike mayor, saying he ended the practice of social promotion (in certain grades!) even though he plainly didnt. For the record, this was part of Medinas long report on a multi-year fraud by the billionaire mayor, in which he praised himself for the citys rising test scores, long after it was clear than the test scores in question were being recorded on rather shaky tests.
(In August, the state of New York renounced all those scores, acknowledging that its statewide testing program had, in effect, been a multi-year fraud. As a general matter, the Times has tiptoed all around, trying to avoid asking too many questions about the way the godlike mayor played the nation for fools as he bragged about the scores achieved on the worthless tests.)
Bloomberg is one of the billionaire clowns to whom the tools bow low on the subject of school reform. Rhee is one of the leading minionsalthough she may be so dumb, so angry, so inexperienced, so clueless that she believes many of the foolish things she says. In this case, she played along with a clueless TV host on the subject of social promotionalthough the pair quickly zeroed in on the actual villains.
Matthews praised the greatness of the nations Catholic schools, offering a deeply ludicrous statement on which we will focus tomorrow. (Do not miss!) In reply, Rhee penned a new chapter in the history of passive aggression:
People want to give teachers unions a hard time? One of those people is Rhee herself; few minions in the current war have hammered the unions harder. In this response to Matthews, she maintained that posethough butter wouldnt melt in her mouth! The unions are doing a good job, she saida good job maximizing the pay and the privileges of the teachers! It would be left to Rhees heroic new org to put our children first!
Surely, many legitimate criticisms can be lodged against our teachers unions. Surely, many teachers really are boring, lugubrious, perhaps even asleep; obviously, some teachers actually are letting kids get away with bad discipline, even if Rhee was forced to admit that social promotion isnt their fault. But Matthews knew all the current scripts as he trashed Americas teachers and their infernal teachers unionsas he dumbly trashed social promotion, a topic on which he knows nothing. Loathsome swells have played such cards for decades now, pretending to care about low-income children even as they refuse to study the low-class topic. Tomorrow, well examine the ludicrous thing this minion said about his own daughters school. And well start to answer the question Rhee ducked:
Why dont American kids score at the top on big international tests?
Tomorrowpart 3: Minions daughter!