TUESDAY, DECEMBER 2, 2003
ANOTHER FEIN MESS: Conservative pundit Bruce Fein is just plain un-American. So, of course, is the Washington Times, which puts Feins work into print. How do we know such a thing about Fein? We know it because, in this mornings Times, the traitorous fellow says this:
FEIN: The initial Nov. 15 transformation plan [for Iraq] and impending revisions bear the earmarks of Bush administration desperation to be done with Iraq before the 2004 presidential elections The administration seems eager to concede whatever revisions are necessary to provide a decent interval between the scheduled dissolution of United States sovereignty next June and the deluge that will ineluctably ensue.Incredible, isnt it? Right in this mornings Washington Times, Fein dared suggest that the Bush Admin has political motives in Iraq!
How do we know that makes Fein un-American? Because on the front page of this mornings Washington Timesin the very same paper which includes Feins columnHillary Clinton is slammed as un-American for having offered a similar thought. James Lakely was trying to gin up the rubes, and he hammered recent comments by Clinton. Here is his opening paragraph:
LAKELY: Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, fresh from her own trip to Iraq, accused President Bush yesterday of conducting the war by a political calendar, saying he had dispatched the wrong mix of troops to secure the country and that victory is not certain.Lakely listed other troubling comments by Clinton (see below). Then he found a slithery, belly-crawling manthe very kind of slithering man who always has stalked democracy:
LAKELY: Republican consultant Scott Reed called the comments un-American.The mind-reading demagogue was eager to tell us that Clinton was just un-American.
So there you have it, the troubling newsthe Washington Times is un-American! Tony Blankley went and found Fein, and threw the un-American fellow into print. In time the news will surely reach Reed, and he will utter his latest fine statement. We look ahead to tomorrows Times, when Lakelydoing whats right, as alwaysdrops a dime on his own paper.
STIRRING THE RUBES: Corrupted rags like the Washington Times exist to stir up the rubes. How utterly stupid will the James Lakelys be? Heres another troubling comment by the deeply un-American Clinton:
LAKELY: Mrs. Clinton also told the Associated Press while touring Iraq on Friday that the United States could not be certain of victory in Iraq.She might as well have said that the sky is blue. But Lakely goes on for several paragraphs, stunned by the senators perfidy.
For the record, Lakely seems to be wrong on a fact. We find no record that Clinton said this to the AP; she seems to have made the comment in a phone interview with Douglas Turner of the Buffalo News. But many clowns of the rube-stirring right were eager to play fast and loose with her comment. For example, here was Sean Hannity on last nights Hannity & Colmes, having familiar problems with the truth:
HANNITY: What does it mean when Hillary Rodham Clinton goes over there at the same time [as Bush], as saying, questioning the Bush administrations policies, as she did, and says there are questions about his policies at home and says, We exert all of our efforts militarily but outcome is not assured? She said that to the troops.Hannity wanted to gin up the rubesso he pretended that Clinton said that to the troops. Meanwhile, E. D. Donahey and Brian Kilmeade also faked and phonied around with Clintons comments on this mornings Fox & Friends.
The Fox gang is eager top stir up the rubesto get their true-blue juices flowing. Of course, theyre also eager to boost their ratingsto put lots of dough in the jeans.
ATTACKING THE TROOPS: When will Clinton start supporting the troops? When she appeared on Mondays Today show, she attacked them right out of the box:
CLINTON: Well, Katie, first of all, the military is doing a terrific job. I dont think we can overstate how committed and devoted they are to trying to bring about security. But it is still a very dangerous place as this incident on Sunday clearly demonstrates. They dont have enough of the right mix of troops in our opinion. We visited with not only the military, but the civilian-American representatives. And it became clear that we need more MPs, we need more intelligence, we need more civil affairs. We need a bigger presence. And as we train the Iraqi civil defense corps and the army and the police, we are still going to have to be there in large numbers in order to make sure that that works. Clearly, what we are doing now is not an effective strategy. We need to get the UN back in as quickly as possible to internationalize this. But I cant say enough positively about what our American military are doing on the ground. And its not just with respect to security. They are the ones who are reopening the schools, fixing up the hospitals, creating the relationships with Iraqis on the ground that I think will give us a better chance than we currently have.As if these brutal attacks werent enough, she soon began trashing the troops once again. Katie Couric posed a question: Was Bushs trip to Iraq a huge morale boost for the troops, or was it a positive photo-op to boost his popularity?
CLINTON: I think it was both, Katie. I applaud the president for going to Baghdad and seeing our troops. Any time our troops are in a conflict situation, the commander in chief's presence makes a huge difference. It sends a message that these young men and women are doing a job that is important to our country. On the other hand, it is not a substitute for a plan about how were going to not only enhance security, which was the number one concern that everybody talked to about, especially the Iraqis that I met with. And it is not also a plan for how were eventually going to create more legitimacy to a move towards self-governance for the Iraqis.Luckily, Scott Reed could see through all the faking. Clintons remarks were un-American, the slimy man said. And Lakelyeager to stir up the rubespimped Reed in todays slimy paper.
EPILOGUEBERNIE LOVES BRUCE: Is there a bigger fake in current punditry than Foxs new pseudo-Democrat, Tammy Bruce? Last night, the Fox News Contributor guested with OReilly. And she offered a phony self-description:
BRUCE: Well, first of all, let me say as a Democrat and as a feminist and as a progressive, and as an openly gay woman, I also have an investment in progressive politics.Actually, Bruce has an investment in pretending to be a progressive. And yes, that almost surely explains why Bernie Goldberg panders to Bruce so hard. Lets explore one last clowning section of Goldbergs clowning book, Arrogance.
Poor Bernie! He cant begin to understand why Bruce cant get more props from the press! According to Bernie, the media will quickly turn on longtime friends when they get a little too independent in their thinking. And Exhibit A is Tammy Bruce. How perfidious is the press? As president of the Los Angeles chapter of NOW in the 1990s, Bruce enjoyed huge clout with the media, Bernie says. But then Tammy Bruce made a big mistake. She began saying the wrong things. In fact, Bruce did take some stands which NOW leaders rejected, and she lost her job as NOW chief in LA. Heres how bad things got after that. Bernie is quite flabbergasted:
GOLDBERG (page 145): It makes sense that Tammy Bruce, as a dissident feminist, might have shaky relations with the NOW establishment. But what surprised her was how quickly, after she broke with NOW, her once warm and cuddly relationship with the media also went sour. I found out, as she puts it in The New Thought Police, what its like trying to get your message out when youre on the wrong side of an issue.Amazing, isnt it? Bruce got more attention from the press when she headed NOW than she got later on, when she didnt! This, of course, is about as surprising as rain coming down in a storm. But Bernie, clowning as hard as he can, spends four pages on this puzzling matter, which he attributes towhat elseliberal bias! And Bernie cant understand something else. He cant understand why major newspapers didnt review The New Thought Police, Tammy Bruces brilliant first book. [W]hen her book came out in 2001, Bernie writes, not one major mainstream newspaper (except the Denver Post) reviewed it. The media elites shunned her the same way the feminist elites shunned her. Bernie explains this in typical fashion. Why had the media shunned Bruces book? Because she had dared to take non-liberal stands!
Why did newspapers shun Bruces book? Here at THE HOWLER, we cant really say. But how about this possibilityhow about the chance that they shunned her book because it was incoherent, bizarre, just god-awful? In fact, The New Thought Police is a wreck of a book. In fact, the laughable book only serves one purposeit shows how hard a faker like Bruce will struggle to become a Fox icon.
Truly, Tammy Bruce will do and say anything to establish bona fides with the right. How hard did she pander in The New Thought Police? Early on, she chose a novel targetshe trashed civil rights icon Rosa Parks. After offering short, gong-show passages designed to show that Betty Friedan and Martin Luther King were both Communists, Bruce presents a puzzling tale about the troubling Parks:
BRUCE (page 17): Most Americans believe that the civil-rights struggle was full of serendipity, that it was a spontaneous grass roots movement of average people who wanted to make a difference and improve their lives. Rosa Parks, for example, has been portrayed as an Everywoman who happened to take the bus one day in 1955 and somehow crashed through the barriers of her run-of-the-mill life by deciding not to relinquish her seat to a white man.But thats total bullshit, Bruce says. In truth, the Montgomery, Alabama chapter of the NAACP had been looking for months for a test case to challenge segregation, she writes. Two teen-age girls, Claudette Colvin and Mary Louise Smith, had refused to give up seats on the bus several weeks before Parks. The NAACP leaders, however, didnt think that either of the girls would cut the right kind of figure in court. In Bruces hands, the story gets more troubling as we learn who Rose Parks really was:
BRUCE (page 18): Parks was a veteran activist and officer of the Montgomery NAACP. In actuality, she wielded great power in the chapter; she was the one who had noticed Martin Luther King Jr. and asked him to join the executive committee. She was at the meeting where the Montgomery NAACP leaders considered the possibility of using Colvin or Smith as the test case.So King was a Commie, and Parks was a fake. Bruce, though, is quite magnanimous. I wouldnt say that these people are the villains of the current Left, she generously says. But King and Parks did show their preference for deceit in the pursuit of power, Bruce says. More specifically, Rosa Parks pushed us into the maze of Thought Police totalitarianism that we face today. No, we arent making this upand Bruces treatment of Parks is even stranger when you read it straight through, without edits.
In short, you get two choices with Tammy Bruce. Either Bruce is totally out of her mind, or she was willing to say and do anything to get the attentionand the moneyof the Scaife Right. Bernie, of course, just cant imagine why the press wouldnt review her cracked bookthe crackpot book which has elevated Bruce to her current position on Fox. On Fox, Bruce now poses as a progressive Democrat, providing fake fairness and balance. On Fox, Bruce tells us shes a progressive Demthen lauds everything Bush says or does.
Readers, you live at a time of exceptional clowning. Its a time when complete fakes and fraudspeople just like Bruce and Goldbergwill do and say anything to get that Scaife Dough. Meanwhile, Tim Russert fawns to this crackpot world with his fake, clowning interview in Arrogance.
One last bit of clowning-clown brilliance: When Goldberg appeared at the Miami Book Fair last month, he expressed his outrage at the way the New York Times covered the matter of women-at-Augusta. Should women be allowed to join Augusta? That would be fine with him, Bernie said. But here was his gripe with the Timesand yes, he feigned real anger:
GOLDBERG: They made a crusade out of it. They raised it to the level of the Montgomery Bus Boycott. They made it into a Rosa Parks being forced to ride in the back of the bus issue. And its certainly not that, and I think its disrespectful to our civil rights history.Is there a bigger clown on the face of the earth? Somehow, the Times had been disrespectful to Parks. Meanwhile, Bernie hopes youll read Tammy Bruces brilliant book! Truly, Bernie Goldbergs the consummate clown. But so too his fawning pal Russert.