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WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2010
Finland outperforms Oprah: You really have to hand it to Finland. The small Euro nation excels in all areas, as Miraya Navarro helps us see in todays New York Times:
How does Finland do it? The small country even over-achieves when it comes to Yosemite visits!
In fairness, it isnt Navarros fault that she got handed this oddball assignment, in which she ends up wringing her hands about the fact that Oprah doesnt go camping. For ourselves, we thought this report provided a bit of comic relief on the day after a massacre. Wed link it to Joan Walshs account of her racially-fraught visits to the nations ballparks, starting with the time she and grandma hung out with Julio high up in the ball yard.
(For ourselves, we saw Clemente from high up in Baltimores Memorial Stadium, in Game 7 of the 1971 World Series. Different times! We walked up to the window on game day and purchased our tickets. Game 7 wasnt sold out.)
Joans most recent experience occurred last week, in Texas, at Game 4 of the World Series. I was there with my daughter, and two friends who happen to be Latino, and a whole lot of white Texans, she writes. I admit I felt a little discomfort. I had no idea how people would treat us walking into George W. Bush's house, being from the tribe of Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer and Gavin Newsom, home of gay marriage and Let Timmy Smoke T-shirts. Were not sure how the two friends who happen to be Latino fit into this morality tale. In fact, there are quite a few people in Texas who happen to be Latino; a whole lot of people who happen to be white Texans interact with these others every day, much as Jon Stewart said, just before including Joan in his list of pundit miscreants.
We know Joans heart is in the right placeand that race is the brutal curse of our history. Joans obsessions are awkward to limn, but they were bred in that brutality, the brutality Lincoln discussed. Were only surprised that no one from Finland arrived to minister to her anxiety. Presumably, the crap with which she now lards Salon helped pay for this recent fraught trip.
THERE WE WENT AGAIN (permalink): In this mornings New York Times, Maureen Dowd recalls the last time it happened. More specifically, Dowd recalls 1994, the last time voters humiliate[d] a brilliant and spellbinding young president, whod had such a Kennedy-like beginning, while electing a lot of conservative nuts.
When it comes to nuts, look whos talking. That said:
Today, Obama is cast as brilliant and spellbinding. Along the way, he has routinely been cast as a diffident debutante type, and even as Scarlett OHara. But so it goes as a ranking member of a New Elite makes toys of all she surveys.
Above Dowd, on the same Times page, Evan Bayh plots a Democratic comeback. Last night, on MSNBC, Rachel Maddow kept casting Bayh as her own private demonas her version of Glenn Becks Woodrow Wilson. We recalled the halcyon days in 2009 when this supremely self-confident, know-nothing pundit savaged Bayh and all the rest of the clueless conservaDems.
Maddow was still smashing Bayh last night, reinventing herself as a version of Beck. Question: Is it possible that Bayh knew more about politics than Maddow did, back in 2009?
Last night was something like 1994, though possibly a bit worse. Of course, a great deal of this is just structurala predictable part of the pitiful cycles afflicting American politics. In the past week, Kevin Drum has quite sensibly been discussing one of the most famous equations for forecasting midterm elections, the famous equation devised by Douglas Hibbs, who weve never heard of. On the basis of four factors, including the rate of growth in per capita real disposable personal income, the Hibbs model predicted a loss of 45 seats in the House.
Late last night, Kevin noted that Democratic losses in the House seemed to be extending beyond the Hibbs prediction. Perhaps Hibbs should write a fifth factor into his equation, built around the number of times Sean Hannity says that if we lower tax rates, we will produce extra revenue.
Which brings us around to us the people! In this mornings Times, Kim Severson quotes a voter whos trying to figure it out:
To his credit, Perelli is still trying to get to the bottom of whats really right for this country. He lives in a world where he gets little help. Perelli lives in a country where only 59 percent of adults are able to name the sitting vice president. (Joseph Biden. See THE DAILY HOWLER, 10/4/10.) Even worse, he lives in a country where circus clowns have run the press corps for quite a few years.
He lives in a country where this campaigns most striking conversation didnt occasion a murmur.
Who conducted that conversation? For our money, it was Lawrence ODonnell, speaking with Amy Kremer on last Friday nights Last Word. Kremer is chairwoman of Tea Party Express, one of the largest Tea Party orgs. Heres what happened when ODonnell asked her to name some government spending shed dump:
Like Rod Steiger, she aint no expert! In your country, elites have long agreed to pretend that Kremers answer is unremarkable, even from someone in a leadership post in a large political movement.
Kremer isnt a random voter trying to learn whats really right. Shes a major player in a major political movementand she showed no sign of having any idea what she was talking about. In that posture, wed guess she was sincere; unlike major Republican pols who posture about the deficit, wed guess Kremer really doesnt know how silly it is to toss off facile claims about cutting federal spending.
Amy Kremer is us! For decades, surveys have shown that we the people have no idea about the shape of the federal budget. Pandering to our massive ignorance, Bayh includes this silly suggestion in this mornings column:
Democrats should ban earmarks, Bayh says, pandering to us the people. The amount saved would be modest, he says, wildly over-stating the effect of such a ban. In the process, he shows that, unlike Kremer, he knows this idea is a massive joke. Its nonsense, extended to clueless votersand it appears in our countrys most famous newspaper.
The state of the union is poor. We the people are massively clueless; in truth, we dont know squat from squadoodle about any major issue. (Repeat: 41 percent of adults cant name the sitting vice president!) Added to the mix, we now have a gang of clowns in charge of our discourse, such as the several collections of clowns displayed on cable last night. For our money, the gang on Fox was much more rational last evening than their counterparts on MSNBC, who seemed to claim the night was a wash because Sharron Angle lost. For our money, Maddow, Matthews and Olbermann clowned around like the simpering frauds theyve long been. But so what? Maddow has been marketed as Our Own Rhodes Scholarand we the liberals have purchased the package. She boldly proclaimed like a fool last night. But so what? Shes our harlequin.
Meanwhile, an agreement has been made all around: We wont discuss the publics cluelessness. The press has avoided this topic for decades. No one has ever told Kremer than she is required, by the burden of citizenship, to know what she is talking about if she offers herself as a leader. Of course, Velma Hart didnt know what she was talking about, and Jon Stewart gave her a prize.
Not too many decades ago, this country was run by a very restricted elite. Now, membership in the nations elites has been widely expanded. (First, they let in Howard Stern. Then, they let in Limbaugh.) Maddow, who is largely a clown, is part of a high, influential elite. Matthews lied in your face for years, serving his owner, Jack Welch.
No one has told Perelli about this vast fraud. Following strictures of High Pundit Law, no one ever will.