MR. FRUITCAKE GOES TO WASHINGTON! No one de-Americanized Gore, Matthews said. No one, that is, except Matthews: // link // print // previous // next //
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 23, 2008
INANITY ONLY SERVES POWER: We darkly chuckled as Jeanne Cummings framed the story of Palins new clothes. (And her makeup! Horrors!) But Cummings framework delivers a warning: Inanity only serves power. Please note the key word as she lies in your faces. The key word here is voters:
As voters increasingly see an elite Washington? The joy these people take in deception surely knows no limit!
In fact, it hasnt been the voters who have focused on the kinds of trivia seized upon in Cummings piece. It wasnt the voters who focused on Gores clothing hues, or on Edwards vile haircuts. It was the mainstream press corpspeople like Cummings, who is lying here, right in your faces. It has been the mainstream press which has pushed this inanity. And in doing so, they have served power.
Please remember the basic rule, the rule weve discussed for so many years: Its never the press corps which pushes these topics, if you let the press corps tell it. Inevitably, the press corps attributes its conduct to othersto late-night comedians, to political rivals, or, in this case, to the voters themselves. But people like Cummings are never truthful about where the inanity comes from. The inanity comes from people like Cummings. They pimp it, then lie about that fact, thus hiding their reasons for acting.
Whose interest does inanity serve? Lets review the past dozen years. When it comes to candidates clothing, which party have these idiots flayed? Duh! Gore was savaged for his clothesand Edwards for his haircuts. (John McCains shoes? Nice try!) And of course, Cummings is lying by omission when she so sweetly types this:
Actually, that took place in 1999, when Cummings cohorthelped by Cummings herselfwas staging its twenty-month War Against Gore, the war which sent George Bush to the White House. About this war, Cummings lies by omission. She remembers the months-long attack on clothing hues (November 1999 was the cruelest month.) But she has somehow forgotten the other attacks on Gores deeply vile, troubling clothing:
Cummings forgets to tell the whole truth, citing what youre allowed to know. And of course, she forgets to mention the flip side of her cohorts inanity: The way Bill Bradleys old neckties and shabby shoes proved that he was authentic, unlike Gore. (Bradley said he hadnt bought shoes in 25 yearsand they pretended that they believed him!)
She forgets the war her own cohort waged. And of course, by Hard Pundit Law, she pretends it was done by the voters!
Lets be frank. Inane complaints about clothing and grooming have killed your interests in the past dozen yearsand now, they engage their inanity once again. At the Times, the inane Patrick Healy is on the front page; inside, Eric Wilson has a companion piece! (At the Post, they had the decency to restrict Givhans musings to page one of Style.) But make no mistake: Inanity exists to serve power. If progressives let inanity continue as part of press culture, it will be used to defeat them again.
Today, power has fled from Saint McCain; its time for a Dem to clean up the messes, as Clinton was allowed to do, long ago. (The attacks began as soon as he started.) Thats right! Things are so bad in DC today that power has fled the GOP! But dont worry! Power will turn back against your tribeand they will defeat you once again, through the uses of their inanity.
If we were smart, wed try to stamp out this culturethe press corps culture of inanity. In the future, this culture will be used against you, as it has been used in the past. But your leaders on cable are being paid millions. To tell you the truth, they arent very smartand they enjoy having fun.
We know, we knowyoure enjoying this too! Thats what the other side counts on.
Visit our incomparable archives: Cummings joined the herd in December 1999, pretending that Gore was the hard-hitting guy who vilely gave us Willie Horton (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 11/1/02). Check her language! As some among them carefully do, she found a way to join the herd while keeping things technically accurate.
MR. FRUITCAKE GOES TO WASHINGTON: And of course, there was Chris Matthews, playing the fool on Hardball last night, pretending to be deeply upset about Palins latest strange answer. Why is Chris currently kissing your keisters? Why is he so deeply upset with the deeply vile GOP? One likely part of the answer has been floating around for some time now (just click here). But yesterday, the story hit Gothams Times. TV guy Bill Carter tattled:
Given the history of the past fifteen years, the idea that Matthews could run as a Democrat ought to be deeply astounding. But in recent months, Matthews has been endlessly kissing Dem Keister, as he clownishly did last night. Given the endless bad faith of your liberal leaders, you will hear very little about that. Except, perhaps, right here.
Why is it astounding to think that Matthews could run as a Democrat? No one on cable devoted more effort to the wars against both Clintons and Gorethe wars which sent George Bush to the White House, the wars which produced the war in Iraq. (Your toilet-trained leaders wont tell you this. But its plainly accurate.) In particular, his trashy assaults against Candidate Gore were nasty, baldly dishonest and endless. When Pew presented this astounding study of the way Gores character got trashed in early 2000, it singled out Hardball as the show where the attacks were most commonly heardalthough no single study could possibly capture the extent of Matthews warring. But then, Matthews has rarely made any attempt to hide his contempt for Democrats in general. In January 2007, for instance, he made these remarks at a University of Georgia symposium, with President Carter in the front row (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 1/22/07). No, we didnt invent this:
Matthews has rarely made any attempt to hide his contempt for the sweaty, crazy, yelling people who constitute the Democratic Party. (Perhaps you can guess who those sweaty folk are.) Now, he may run for the Senateas a Democrat! As he does, boot-licking members of your liberal leadership will know that they mustnt say boo.
Meanwhile, Matthews has been a very good boy in recent months, playing his Dem viewers for fools. Suddenly, hes deeply concerned about Republican misconduct, as he showed in a high-minded oration on the October 8 Hardball. Suddenly, Matthews is very upset at the troubling way the GOP de-Americanizes Big Dems. Why, theyve done it to everyone, he sadly lamented. Theyve done it to everyone but Gore, this big fake tragi-comically said:
Poor Chris! In recent weeks, he has been extremely upset about this pattern, in which Major Dems have been de-Americanizedwith the exception of Gore. Gore wasnt de-Americanized, Matthews said. According to Matthews, Gore was so home-grown fromI guess he was accused of being from St. Albans or somewhere.
On one count, Chris was basically right: The GOP didnt de-Americanize Gore in the way hes discussing here. They trashed him every other way, of course, mainly as a delusional liarthough they didnt have to work very hard, the mainstream press corps was warring so hard.
Chris was right: The GOP didnt de-Americanize Gore. As far as we know, only one major player ever did that. And that person, of course, was Chris Matthews.
Sorry. Matthews displayed his sick, disturbed soul on Imus, just after September 11 (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 11/2/01). This is what he said about Gore. Compare this with the high-minded pap he fed you October 8:
And yes. Thats what this sick, nasty fruitcake said about Gore, less than two months after 9/11.
Chris Matthews may run for the Senateas a Democrat! Truly, you live inside a hall of mirrors when such a thing can be imagined. But we think you know how this sleight-of-hand works. For the past decade, liberal leaders have appeared on Hardball; theyve allowed Matthews viral sickness to spread. Theyve dreamed of becoming more rich, more famous. Chris is a way to achieve it.
The dead of Iraq stare up in the facesstared up into their faces last night. To their last days, they will keep their traps shut about what this big nutcase has done.
But then again, Chris is the worlds greatest man. Liberals know that, because Rachel said.
Matthews may run for the Senateas a Democrat! Truly, you live in a hall of mirrors. Regarding Chris famous enablers, we hope their money is spending real good. Theyve kept their traps shut for a good many years. Theyve done a great deal to obtain it.
Question: Have you ever seen a real profile of Matthews, in any of your liberal journals? What could be holding the editors back? Theyre all such committed progressives!