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WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, 2005
HOMER ON KELO: Over the course of the past seven years, we have increasingly come to see that Homer pretty much got it right. He had the gods looking down on us mortals, chuckling at our reliable clowning. And yes, we thought of the poet this morning when we heard John Roberts testify further. Sam Brownback asked Roberts about the Kelo decision. The Posts live blog records what we heard:
POST BLOG (9/14/05): Roberts yesterday had said he did not want to comment on potential future cases. In refraining to give his views about Kelo, he used a somewhat different approach, saying because the case "was just decided last year," he wasn't going to discuss it.But why does he need to do that? Every current sitting justice has previously commented on the issue in Kelo; indeed, they wrote the decisions on Kelo this year! All of them have previously commented—so why does Roberts need to be different? There may even be an answer to that. But our public discussion is so crabbed that the question will never be asked.
Homers gods were amused by such matters. Why should we be different?
DODGING THE BULLET: We human beings live to embellish. We love to take a few hard facts and improve them until they become something better. Why else would the Posts Jim VandeHei open a front-page report like this?
VANDEHEI (9/14/05): President Bush yesterday said he takes personal responsibility for the federal government's stumbling response to Hurricane Katrina, as his White House worked on several fronts to move beyond the improvisation of the first days of the crisis and set a long-term course on a problem that aides now believe will shadow the balance of Bush's second term.But why did he add that highlighted word? In paragraph 2, VandeHei reports the words Bush actually said in his grudging, comically halting statement:
VANDEHEI (continuing directly): "Katrina exposed serious problems in our response capability at all levels of government," Bush said at a White House news conference with Iraqi President Jalal Talabani. "And to the extent that the federal government didn't fully do its job right, I take responsibility. I want to know what went right and what went wrong.I take responsibility, Bush grudgingly said, in a comically halting manner. VandHei tossed in a strengthening word because—well, because we humans just do that! Elsewhere, we saw other journalists beef up the story. On this mornings Today show, for example, we saw the tape of Bushs statement run over a chyron: THE BUCK STOPS HERE. This connected his halting statement to our most iconic example of take-charge conduct. And on last evenings Hardball, Chris Matthews marveled at stunning statement.
Yes, we humans love to embellish. We love to rearrange hard facts to make a story better. Indeed, given the endless disasters of the Bush Admin, its hard to believe that we have to improve facts to tell the world how inept this man is. But Bushs critics have tended to do it—unwisely, we think, in the end.
With that in mind, lets get a few more facts on the record. On Monday, someone finally asked Bush about his odd early statement about Katrina—his statement that no one anticipated the breach of the levees. He made this odd statement to ABCs Diane Sawyer, who failed to ask him what he meant. But now, two weeks later, someone finally asked. Bushs answer was fairly weak—but it wasnt completely inaccurate:
QUESTION (9/12/05): Did [briefers] misinform you when you said no one anticipated the breach of the levees?That answer is weak—but it isnt as factually bogus as some have suggested. On the day Katrina hit, some people did say, over the airwaves, that New Orleans had just dodged a bullet. According to Nexis, Brian Williams was first to do so. The handsome anchor reported live on that mornings Today show:
MATT LAUER (8/29/05): Brian, although the major winds have now subsided or are subsiding in New Orleans, I know the, the people there at the Superdome and other shelters throughout New Orleans are prepared to house these people for hours, if not days. What are the people inside being told about how long they may be there?And Williams wasnt alone in saying that New Orleans had dodged a bullet. On that afternoons Talk of the Nation, NPRs John Burnett used the same image:
NEAL CONAN (8/29/05): What is it like, from what you can tell, outside?Moments later, Conan returned to the bullet-dodging theme:
CONAN: Now as I understand it, you said, in a way, the city dodged a bullet. The storm made a track slightly to the east of the city, and that puts New Orleans on the weaker side of the storm, but there's been concern all day about what happens if it could whip up the water on Lake Pontchartrain and drive that into the city of New Orleans.Conan asked about the folk in the Superdome.. Hopefully, by the end of the day, you know, it'll be possible for some folks to come out, Burnett said, but you know how the authorities are in these situations. They're very, very cautious, and they really don't want people venturing back to their homes until they've tested bridges and they've, you know, tested power lines and everything is safe. Moments later, Conan spoke with Colonel Pete Schneider, a Louisiana emergency official. Well, it sounds like you had a pretty good bird's-eye view there, the colonel told Conan. What we're hearing is we kind of did dodge a bullet. We dodged that bullet that we were planning for.
With these facts on the table, the story comes clear. Most likely, Bush was spending his usual Monday in Crawford, lounging about in his brush-clearing costume as he listened to NPR. Or who knows? He might have watched MSNBC that evening. Shortly after 6 PM Eastern, meteorologist Sean McLaughlin told Dan Abrams about that bullet:
MCLAUGHLIN (8/29/05): We go back in time, boy, it seems like a long time ago, but early this morning, landfall, 7:10 a.m. Eastern Daylight, as a Category 4 hurricane, sustained winds 140-miles-an-hour at the surface. Buras, it`s a very small, little town down there in southeast Louisiana and watch that eye wall. New Orleans really dodged the bullet. Unfortunately, the good news for New Orleans meant bad news for Biloxi.Indeed, even at 10 PM Eastern, the president could still have been hearing this message. Aaron Brown bit the bullet on CNN:
AARON BROWN (8/29/05): If there's a silver lining in all of this—it seems a little silly to say it that way—New Orleans, a city that lives below sea level for the most part, dodged a direct hit, sparing it a catastrophic day in devastation than many people just 24 hours ago feared. But its good fortune, in fact, turned into other people's pain. Mississippi—Gulfport, Mississippi, Biloxi, Mississippi, became the bulls-eye instead.Luckily, Brown would soon get corrected. Who wiped the smile off the anchors face? Speaking just a few minutes later, Michael Brown—Brownie—no relation, put that dodged bullet in its place:
MICHAEL BROWN (8/29/05): Well, Aaron, I'm just beginning to get that wide -angle view and I've got to tell you, it's very, very sobering. I've had some folks out on the reconnaissance helicopters, in fact, some of them were on the helicopters that started doing the rescues from the rooftops.It was Brownie to the rescue! But down in Crawford, Bush had been tuned to NPR, where—what else?—hed been misled again! The next day, he flew to San Diego, where he received that electric guitar. Will John Burnett take personal responsibility for the harm he caused us that day?
MR. OS CHANCE TO SHINE: Bill OReilly toughened his description of Bushs hurricane failures last night. But tonight, Mr. O gets his real chance to shine. Yesterday, under cover of windstorm, the Bush Admin finally released secret portions of the September 11 commissions report. And uh-oh! Eric Lichtblau, on the Times page one, serves us a naughty factoid:
LICHTBLAU (9/14/05): American aviation officials were warned as early as 1998 that Al Qaeda could "seek to hijack a commercial jet and slam it into a U.S. landmark," according to previously secret portions of a report prepared last year by the Sept. 11 commission. The officials also realized months before the Sept. 11 attacks that two of the three airports used in the hijackings had suffered repeated security lapses.Say what? It cant be true! After all, Darling Condi told the nation, in May 2002, that no one had ever dreamed such a thing! I dont think anybody could have predicted that these people would try to use an airplane as a missile, a hijacked airplane as a missile, Imperfect Rice said. In fact, there had been endless reports of such a possibility—reports should have known all about (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 8/4/03). But as far as we know, no scribe has ever asked their darling about her utterly puzzling statement. With this weeks brand-new information, Mr. O gets a perfect chance.
Mr. O loves to fight through the guff. He believes in holding their feet to the fire. And you know there is no spin involved. Our eager analysts expect to cheer when Bill asks his Darling the question.