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THURSDAY, AUGUST 7, 2008
PROGRESSIVE SKANKIFICATION: Sadly, darlings, Gail Collins is backand shes just as phony as always (details below). In our view, her track record is long and gruesome. But even so, we were surprised that she was willing to go here:
Yes, thats just minor skankificationand later, Collins says this, although coyly: I truly do not believe he knew about the topless part. Please dont make us waste our time explaining the sheer stupidity here. But we did want to make a note about a few of our skanky male progressives.
Oh heck. Lets restrict it to Olbermann.
For the past two nights, our own Mister O has pimped this matter extremely hard on Countdown. He keeps played his bump-and-grind footage of women competing in the Miss Buffalo Chip contestand he has mentioned this nonsense endlessly. On Tuesday, we were surprised to see Rachel Maddow take part in an entire segment on this topicthe segment which ended the program. These pictures are very distracting, she said at one point, as Keith-O returned to his bump-and-grind footage. But Maddow spent an entire segment promoting this skankified nonsense.
In our view, Maddow does excellent work; wed even throw her Meet the Press. But shes willing to stoop for the team. This is twice that shes done it.
The bump-and-grind footage continued last night, as Keith-O rewarded his young male viewers. And lets say it again: He has pimped this nonsense over and over in his programs of the past two nights. On Tuesday, he promoed the topic five separate times before he did that final segment. When it comes to issues like this, hes as big a creep as they get.
First: Older men should be dragged out and whipped when they teach younger men to look down on women. For younger men who are heterosexual, their ability to respect those younger women will define a great deal of their happiness. And of course, it isnt great for younger women when younger men are trained to despise them. But Olbermann pimped this disrespect for years with his nightly sneering at the young blondespresumably, a tasty treat for the foolish young men he was recruiting to drive up his ratings (and his salary). That pleasing feature was dumped this year, as MSNBC tried to stave off complaints about its endless, blatant misogyny. In the last two nights, Keith-O ran as fast as he could to get back into the game.
Second: If you dont understand how all that gender-trashing could have been dumped on Hillary Clintons head, Olbermann showed you again this week. Simply put, many men just dont respect women. The problem seems to be bred in the bone; it has always bedeviled progressive movements, and the problem recurs in each generation unless young men are taught to be more wise. Clinton had all that gender-trashing dumped on her head because many of our progressive men have the retrograde attitudes of a loser like Olbermann. Gender-trashing ran wild at his network. Perhaps by coincidence, it seemed that Jack Welch had hired those kinds of guys.
Earlier this year, Olbermann had to stop mocking the young blondes each nightbut it seems he was awaiting his comeback. His show has now bumped and ground for two nights. These pictures are very distracting, one bold progressive guest said.
STUPIDIFICATION HAS WORKED: The New York Times most famous columnist just couldnt figure it out. Why would McCain, a man of such honor, be running such a childish campaign? We showed you this material yesterday (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 8/6/08); lets start with it again today. Why is McCain handing out tire gauges? Maureen Dowd had figured out the only explanation:
Even his own mother said it! And since McCains approach had been kinda stupid, Dowd could discern what it had to mean. McCain is pea-green with envy, she brightly divined. Indeed: Thats the only explanation.
Thats a good example of how balls-out stupid our number-one Antoinette columnist is. Beyond that, it helps show us the shape of the political world weve been handed, in the past decade, by our Democratic and liberal elites.
Why has McCain been running this stupid campaign? Could it be for an obvious reasonbecause stupidifcation has worked in the past? In fact, in the spring of 1999, the Republican Party announced its plan to create such a clowning discussion. And with the help of the mainstream press corps, it has worked out quite welluntil now.
What has happened since this plan was disclosed? Weve had cheese-steak debatesand wind-surfing wars. Weve had inane reductions of major issues. (Al Gore wants to eliminate the automobile as we know it!) Weve been told that one Dem nominee looked Frenchand that another was raised at the Ritz. Through it all, the mainstream press corps has clowned along with almost every one of these inanities. Dowd cant seem to remember that now. Well take a guess: John McCain can!
Why is a man of such honor running a stupid and childish campaign? Why is he handing out tire gauges? Presumably, because stupidification has worked in the past. Lets return to 1999.
Stupidification unveiled: The approach was announced in May 1999, though it was two months old at the time. Alison Mitchell described the effort in an informative report in the New York Times (just click here). She started with this:
Duh. Ridicule would be the GOPs weapon of choice, major Republicans had said, on the record. As she continued, Mitchell described this new GOP approacha campaign of ridicule and mockery which had actually started in March:
As even Dowd has heard by now, Gore currently holds the Nobel Peace Prize. But back then, the GOP had devised a plan to attack him for nutty and silly ideas. They explained this to Mitchell, on the recordno doubt hoping that this would help the press corps know how to support their efforts. (By this time, the press corps eagerness to play these games against Gore was crystal clear.)
At any rate, to use the language of Mitchells report, the GOP had decided to mock and ridicule Gore over his nutty and silly ideas. They even planned to stage public readings of his best-seller, Earth in the Balanceof its most provocative and inscrutable parts. In fact, the book had been brilliantly reviewed in 1992; later, it formed the basis for An Inconvenient Truth, the film for which Gore would win the Nobel Prizeand an Oscar. But so what? In the spring of 1999, mockery and ridicule were in the air. The GOP announced its plan to take that routeand the mainstream press corps was already playing a leading role in spreading the nonsense.
The GOP was going to make it stupid, big players told Mitchell. Dowd cant remember this now.
Their modelremembering Quayle: As Mitchell continued, she described the method to the GOPs new form of madness. And she described the motivation. Dowd cant remember any of this. But the problem went back to Dan Quayle:
In fact, the parts of Gores book which they planned to ridicule were perfectly accuratea fact which was already perfectly clear. But Republicans recalled the mountains of ridicule heaped on Quayles head by the mainstream press. They had every reason to be angry about itand given the climate which had developed in response to Bill Clintons troubling bl*w jobs, they had perhaps correctly guessed that the press corps was willing to change its aim. Whatever! They were going to do to Gore what had been done to Quayle, they announced. As they spoke, the campaign was already two months old. Today, Maureen Dowd cant remember.
And yes, they had reason to be angry. For example: Just one month earlier, Quayle had announced his run for the White Houseand the Washington Post ran a front-page report which gave a taste of what would be coming for Gore. David von Drehle openly ridiculed Quayleand he instantly made a groaning error, the kind of imbecilic error which would be dumped on Gores head for two years. For our fullest review of von Drehles inexcusable piece, see THE DAILY HOWLER, 4/13/05.
Republicans had every right to be angry about work of this type. And they may have seen that a tide had turnedthat the press might now be prepared to treat Gore in the way they had once treated Quayle. (In fact, Quayle was the last Big Republican mocked this way. In the years since, a string of Big Democrats have been trashedand Big Reps like McCain have been lionized.)
At any rate, Mitchell described the plan to mock and ridicule Gore. And the plan was already humming along, thanks to the work of the press corps. In the passage weve quoted, she said the campaign was aimed at late-night comics. Those are code words for aimed at the press.
The program had started in March: Nethercutt and McIntosh described their plan in May 1999. Two months earlier, their plan had gone into effectand the press corps had raced to promote it. The stupidification was already workingand it was doing great damage:
Today, Maureen Dowd has no clue about this. But the stupidification had started that March, with a history-altering claim: Al Gore said he invented the Internet! Delusions of grandeur, Dick Armey had said. One night later, a major broadcaster said the exact same thing, seeming to speak in his own voice:
Father of the Internet? He apparently thinks so, Lou Dobbs said on CNN, reciting more of the GOPs mocking language. Dobbs went on to quote Armey, Trent Lott and James Sensenbrenner as they ridiculed Gores statement about his leadership role, within the Congress, in helping develop the Net. A campaign of ridicule had now begun. Dobbs was the first to recite for the GOPbut he would hardly be the last. Delusions of grandeur and delusional became familiar buzz-words as the mainstream press corps ridiculed Gore for the next two years. The campaign began that day; two months later, Republicans explained it.
As Mitchell continued, she described more of the stupidification. We have to chuckle at one thing she said:
According to Mitchell, the RNC was creating that regular, mocking feature in case anyone in Congress ran short of lines. In fact, the RNCs work was aimed at the pressand the boys and girls of the mainstream press corps were very much buying those lines.
In this way, a campaign of stupidification was formally announced and unveiled. And as everyone knows (except Maureen Dowd), this campaign of ridicule played a leading role in the next two White House campaigns. Ludicrous claims about Gore were churnedand were repeated by journalists. (Al Gore was raised at the Ritz, Anne Kornblut compliantly typed from an RNC text.) Four years later, Kerry looked French, and he wind-surfedand he ordered the wrong kind of cheese! Inanities like these were endlessly churnedand people like Dowd ran to pimp them. Today, of course, she has no idea why McCain might head down this same path.
Darlings, it simply has to be envy! Its the only explanation, Dowd says.
Lets make sure we understand the shape of this campaign of ridicule.
Sometimes, the stupidification has involved real issues, as was the case with those tire gauges. More often, of course, the stupidification was designed to create phony issues of character. The ludicrous claims against Gore were endless. Four years later, John Kerry looked French.
Why has a man of honor engaged in a childish and stupid campaign? On Sunday, Dowd could imagine only one reason. In this way, the public is kept from knowing the shape of the times.
TOMORROW: Obamas retortand a tool that he lacks.
Gail Collins is puzzled too: This morning, Gail Collins pretends to be confused by McCains conduct too. The whole thing strikes her as weird. This comes from the worlds biggest poser:
The dead of Iraq stare up from the ground, into the faces of posers like Collins. In fact, theres nothing weird in the slightest about this attempt to make fun of Obama; its an extension of a nine-year effort which has worked amazingly well in the past.
In those days, posers like Collins repeated the items of mockery aimed at Kerry and Gore. Today, though, Collins grows tired of the culture of war which she purchased. And so, she pretends its all very weird! Darlings, she simply cant figure!
By some miracle, Sammon understands: Theres nothing strange about this at all. Last night, by some miracle, Bill Sammon understood perfectly, appearing on Special Report:
Duh! Sammon explained the obvious here. He didnt pretend the whole thing was weird. He didnt say that it must be pure envy. He used the very same wordsmockery and ridiculeused by Mitchell. In 1999.
Whatever you think of McCains new approach to Obama, its an obvious extension of the RNCs approach to Kerry and Gore. They announced this approach more than nine years. It is today what it was back thena campaign of mockery and ridicule.
Dowd and Collins played alongback then. Today, they pretend to be puzzled.