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THURSDAY, JULY 28, 2011
A great big pile of inept: Good god! Did Big Ed actually say that?
Last night, we were watching the opening segment of the Ed Show. (To watch the full segment, click here.) About three minutes into the program, Big Eddie played tape of John McCain on the Senate floor, bashing some fellow Republican solons. By the time Big Ed went on the air, McCains statement had been discussed for hours on the liberal web.
But so what? Before playing the tape of McCains attacks, Big Eddie offered this framework:
Boehners plan may well be dead in the Senate, but that isnt what McCain was talking about. Duh! Boehners plan doesnt have a balanced budget amendment. Three minutes into his written opening monologue, Big Ed grossly bungled the point of this high-profile statement.
Who the fig is writing the monologues at poor hapless MSNBC? We asked ourselves that as we watched Big Ed, in part because we had already watched the opening monologue Melissa Harris-Perry was forced to read as guest host on last nights Maddow Show.
How about a bit of background? In the past two days, Kevin Drum did some excellent posts about the ongoing pseudo-discussion of possible default or downgrade. In this post, he specifically said that we have been throwing the word default around too casually. (His headline: What Does Default Mean?) In two subsequent posts, he noted how confused he is by current reporting about possible default or downgrade. What am I missing here? he asks in this post. I feel like I must be an idiot or something. Is the answer something so obvious that no one ever mentions it, or something so arcane that it never gets explained in lay terms? Or is everyone else crazy?
No, everyone else isnt crazy, and Kevin isnt an idiot or something. But the nations journalists are often highly incompetent and/or feckless. Even at our biggest newspapers, they have made little attempt to explain what a default is, as opposed to a downgrade. That includes whoever wrote the monologue Harris-Perry read last night. Downgrade and default are two different things; the New York Times even started explaining this fact in yesterdays Business Day section! But this news didnt seem to have reached the staffers who wrote last nights opening monologue.
Default and downgrade are two different thingsunless youre a well-paid writer for the Maddow Show. In that case, you made poor Harris-Perry read an opening monologue which completely conflated the terms. If you want to share the confusion, just click here, then watch what Harris-Perry starts saying about six minutes in. (Her monologue also conflates Obamas debt limit plan, whatever that is, with his unrelated proposal to dump the Bush tax rates on high-end earners.)
As best we can tell from the sketchy reporting, the United States can receive a downgrade without going into default. Even the New York Times got around to explaining this matter yesterday. But as a general matter, the press corps has relentlessly failed to explain these basic concepts, and the massive confusion was all over last nights Maddow program. (Ezra Klein came on as Harris-Perrys guest and introduced even more confusion.)
We liberals have of course been told, in a million ways, that this is a super-intelligent show, hosted by Our Own Rhodes Scholar. When OORS goes on vacation, she gets replaced by the ex-Princeton prof. But Maddows staff is deeply inept on a wide array of domestic topics. To share the latest ball of confusion, just click that link and move ahead to the six-minute mark. Something bad could happen next week. But do you understand what it is?
Nothing will happen because of the bungles in last nights written opening monologues. But your journalistic culture has been like this for decades. In the end, a nation simply cant function this way without all the wheels flying off.
PART 4BEYOND SELF-PARODY (permalink): This morning, the New York Times finally moves beyond the point of self-parody.
It does so in a full-page spread on page A14 of its news section. The move beyond self-parody gets underway in the Times banner headline. No, we arent making this up:
As 11th Hour Nears, a Look at the Debt Ceiling
No, we didnt make that up. Right there in its banner headline, the New York Times announces that its taking a look at the debt ceiling. But its only doing so now, as the eleventh hour nears!
The analysts ran all about the room after spying that headline. Some seemed to be in physical pain; others cackled almost maniacally, recalling the unmistakable cry of the wounded hyena. Why were the analysts in such disarray? Duh:
Here at THE HOWLER, we began noting, weeks ago, that the Times was already weeks or months overdue when it came to the obvious questions it addresses in todays feature. This morning, it finally starts to address these brutally basic points. And the paper is too far gone to see how foolish it sounds, announcing that it is taking the steps only now, as we near the eleventh hour.
We thought the headline moved past self-parody. But good God! This is the way the Times long report starts, as written by Cooper and Story. Again, we arent making this up:
Good God. Good lord. OMG. Praise Jesus! It that doesnt take us past self-parody, then nothing on earth ever will.
We know what youre sayingits just a convention, a figure of speech. But as they start their eleventh hour report, Cooper and Story express the worldview of every dimwitted college sophomore who kept delaying his term paper until he was forced to act.
For a time it seemed safe for many people to try to ignore the debt ceiling drama.
So the hapless Timespeople say, seeming to describe their own conduct, seeming to describe the way the liberal world and the mainstream press have behaved for the past twenty years in the face of an endless series of ignored discussions. Our reaction: That may have seemed safe to many peoplebut what journalist would ever have thought in such terms? What journalist would ever have thought that its ever safe to behave that wayto leave readers clueless about a long list of obvious questions in the years most central debate? Having asked that question, lets make the facts clear: Quite plainly, it isnt just many people who have tried to ignore the debt ceiling drama. Quite plainly, the Times itself is part of that group, or it wouldnt be answering all these questions in one huge dose, many weeks and months late.
Perhaps the time has finally come for a crash course, the pair of Timespeople muse. They teach that course as we near what their editors, with no hint of irony, call the eleventh hour.
You cant get dumber, or more feckless, than the gang which puts out the Times. But then, the culture of the banana republic now suffuses most parts of our upper-end culture. Lets run through some of the banana-like clowning to which weve all been exposed in just the past week.
Concerning that Gang of Six: The Gang of Six plan is back in mothballs, but it came center stage for several days last week. On Tuesday, we discussed one of the ridiculous ways the Times (and the Washington Post) pretended to cover its contents.
The papers staged some banana republic journalismbut the scent of rotting bananas suffused the plan itself. Last Thursday, then again last Saturday, the New York Times linked to the bullet points released by the Gang of Six itself. To review that document, just click thisremembering that the New York Times editors linked to the document twice last week. (Be sure to scan all the way to the enda large gap occurs at one point.) Regarding what the Gang had proposed on the revenue side, their document included these points:
Bullet points from the Gang of Six:
Say what? On the one hand, the plan would repeal a $1.7 trillion part of the tax code. On its face, that would in itself be a larger tax cut than the 2001 Bush cuts.
Not only that! If the CBO scored this plan, it would find net tax reliefthat is, a net tax cutof approximately $1.5 trillion. Once again: On its face, that would be a larger tax cut package than the one passed by Bush.
Wow! The Gang was making it sound like a whole lotta cuttin was going on! But so what? The Gang also said that its plan would provide $1 trillion in additional revenueactually, $1.133 trillion when all was said and done. Do you understand how that would workhow a plan that provided $1.1 trillion in new revenue would somehow get scored as a giant tax cut? No you dont, but neither did anyone else! Heres what Steve Benen wrote on the day this bafflegab emerged:
Unfortunately, those details were never forthcoming. As best we can tell, Steve never returned to this puzzling questionand the Post and the Times, in standard fashion, spent the next week faking it. All through last week, the papers stated in news reports and editorials that the plan would produce $1 trillion in new revenue. Then, on Saturday, without explanation, they flipped! Obama had said the Gang called for two billion dollars in revenues; this made his own smaller request seem quite fair. The next day, the great newspapers followed suit, offering no explanation for why they had changed their numbers. See THE DAILY HOWLER, 7/26/11.
Can that trio of claims be reconciled? We will assume the answer is yes, although its clear that the Gang of Six was throwing up gorilla dust to keep different groups of rubes happy. But the plan was center stage for days, and the journalistic clowning was general.
But then, your society has functioned this way for decades, on both the press and political fronts. Its easy to say what such nonsense means: Youre in a banana republic.
Concerning that New York Times graphic: Last Sunday, the New York Times came squealing up to the scene of the firea fire which has been blazing for years. In a comically titled EDITORIAL/DECONSTRUCTION, an unidentified writer, Teresa Tritch, at last told the public this:
Say what? If the Bush tax cuts expire at the end of 2012, future deficits would be cut by about half, to sustainable levels? If that claim is accurate, shouldnt someone have told readers long before this? Shouldnt they have been told on the Times front page, as part of a full-blown report? Perhaps as part of a series?
We focused on that statement by Tritch, a statement well examine in a bit more detail tomorrow. But elsewhere in the liberal world, a different reaction occurred. As Andrew Leonard noted at Salon, a strong of major liberal bloggers focused on a graphic which accompanied Tritchs DECONSTRUCTION. Leonard posted the graphic himself, noting its wide appeal:
Leonard linked to posts by Kevin Drum, James Fallows and Ezra Klein; all had featured the New York Times graphic. And hurrah! The graphic let liberals enjoy a tribal triumph; it let us claim that Bushs new policies caused more deficit spending that Obamas have (so far). That said, there are obvious shortcomings to that Times graphic, although its presentations can be defended as technically accurate. In an UPDATE to his Atlantic post, Fallows noted some of the problems, sensibly saying that the point of the chart really isn't partisan responsibility. It is the central role of those tax cuts in creating the deficit that is now the focus of such political attention.
We agree with Fallows completely. Thats why liberals should focus on Tritchs written assertion, not on a graphic which will generate instant tribal warfare. Thats why Fallows shouldnt have headlined his post in the way he did.
The liberal world spent its usual fifteen minutes exulting over that graphic. By now, the children have moved on to other points; we liberals will briefly return to this topic the next time someone else offers a shiny new chart. But we were especially struck by something Leonard wrote at Salon. Leonard seems ready to work for the Times. Heres what he wrote, directly beneath that shiny New York Times graphic:
This is not, by any stretch of the imagination, news, Leonard saidalthough we can assure you that everything there would come as news to the vast bulk of the public. After that, Leonard made an even more remarkable statement:
Nor is there any evidence that promulgating this information has any effect on popular opinion.
The expiration of the Bush tax cuts would wipe out half our deficit problem! Future deficits would be cut by about half, to sustainable levels. But so what! Two paragraphs after quoting this claim, Leonard says there is no evidence that promulgating this information has any effect on popular opinion!
Leonards claim is completely correct, of course. There is no evidence of this effect because no one has tried to produce it!
This morning, the New York Times makes a fool of itself, although few liberals will notice. To all appearances, career liberals tend to think as Leonard doesthey think its pointless even to try to promulgate information! We liberals like to savage the rubesafter making no attempt to tell them the truth about the world. Weirdly, Leonard assures us that there is no reason to try.
You live inside a banana republic. This has been true for several decades. But can we talk? The sheer stupidity of the career liberal world has always been a central part of that deeply ridiculous culture.
The Times makes a fool of itself today. But for about the ten millionth time, the career liberal world wont notice. We have enabled this ludicrous culture for lo, these many years.
We liberals love to trash the rubes. But for sheer stupidity, for feckless indifference, they dont hold a candle to us.
Tomorrow: What Bruce Bartlett said. And what we libs didnt notice.