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THURSDAY, JULY 23, 2009
Imagine all the professors: Weve always known we were special here. But only in the past two days have we learned how special we are. To wit:
Only we dont seem to know what happened at Professor Gates house. Everybody else seems to know. Only we dont.
We can imagine various possibilities, of course. We can imagine that Office Crowley had a bad day. We can imagine that Professor Gates had a bad day. (Shocking, we know. But everyone has them.) We can imagine they had bad days together. (It happens, described as a perfect storm.) But in open embarrassment, were forced to admit it. We dont really know what happened.
Luckily, we have professors and pundits for that. As always, our pundits all know they should say the right thing. But in the current case, even the professors have begun to chime in. Well suggest you consider an unconventional yet obvious framework in assessing their work.
Consider Professor Lawrence Bobos column in yesterdays Washington Post. (Professor Gates has semi-ties to the Post, which owns The Root, a web site he founded.. No link is available to Bobos piece in the Post. For a slightly different version at The Root, just click here.)
Professor Bobo says Gates in his best friend. (That sounds like a good thing to us.) But in his column in the Post, he says many things besides:
In paragraph 2, he says Gates is affluent. In paragraph 5, he says Gates is wealthy. In that same paragraph, he says Gates is famous. At various other ports of call, Gates is internationally known, influential, successful.
(He even says that Gates is one of the most readily recognized black men in America. Lets be honest: Thats a bit of a stretch.)
In Bobos telling, Gates is wealthy, affluentfamous, influential. Officer Crowley quite plainly is notwhich forms part of a famous old American story. You can imagine that famous old story being retold as Bobo asks us to imagine what happened at Gates house last week. Key words here: Imagine, maybe, possible. This text is from the Post:
But as Professor Bobo continues to imagine, he imagines this story only one way. He imagines it as it has constantly been imagined in the course of our tragic history. As he imagines, the account of the rich/famous/wealthy party is simply assumed to be accurate. The account of the fellow with working-class roots isnt even described, although it exists on-line. Indeed, the wealthy fellows account is credited even when it doesnt seem to make all that much sense. The working-class fellows account disappearswhen it portrays the wealthy fellow having perhaps a bad day. (To read reports from Crowley and another officer, click here. Like Bobo, we dont know if these reports are accurate.)
Since Professor Bobo wasnt present that day, his account is truly remarkable. He keeps imagining what maybe occurred, telling us what is possible. As his account proceeds, the behavior of one person gets more and more noble; the behavior of the other goes the other way. But then, this story has always been imagined this way. The wealthy planters story has always been truthful. The account of the grimy field hand has always been tossed away.
To see a variant of this story enacted, rent and watch In the Heat of the Night. The wealthy, influential man expects belief when he tells his story, among his orchids. But Poitier/Steiger are prepared to imagine the tale in other ways.
(They call me Mister Tibbs, Poitier famously said. To us at the time, even more thrilling: I aint no expert, Steiger admitted.)
Here at THE HOWLER, we dont think real highly of the professoriate, overall. In part, thats because weve read some of their booksor at least, weve read as far into some of their books as a person can read without simply pretending. (We tend to stop at page 30.) In part, its because weve seen them refuse to intervene in our broken public affairs over the past twenty years. Professors of logic wont intercede; nor will professors of health care (see below). On balance, we dont think a whole lot of this group. We think even less of this gang after reading Professor Bobos odd essay.
It should be amazing, although it isnt, to see a professor imagining this way. But friends of the wealthy, influential and famous have always imagined such stories. Throughout much of our history, this has meant that wealthy, famous, influential white people threw away the accounts of black field hands. But our society has changed a great deal in recent decades. Despite Professor Bobos protestation as he starts, the lordly are everywhere now.
(And, as Professor Frost once wrote, The lovely shall be choosers.)
Weve read the accounts by Officer Crowley and the other policeman. We dont know how accurate these accounts are. Nor do we know if Crowleys actions at the scene of this matter were consistent with his training, with the informed policies and practices of the department and with applicable legal standards, as the Cambridge police have asserted (just click here). We dont know what those informed policies and practices are. And alone among American observers, we dont know what actually happened.
We do know perfect crap when we read it, and we know a bit of American history. We dont know what happened at Professor Gates house. But we know a famous old tale when we read it. Imagined in one unflattering way, this tale has been told many times.
Tomorrowexciting class warfare: Guess what, kids? Upper-class people, of whatever race, often have trouble respecting working-class people. (Persistently, this has harmed progressive interests.) Tomorrow, well look in on Lawrence ODonnell as he makes this comically clear. Also featured: Lady Cottle! In training to be Cokie Roberts!!
ALMOST FINALLY: As you know, it just isnt done! But on the front page of Wednesdays New York Times, economics writer David Leonhardt came amazingly close to telling us losers the truth.
So close! Our analysts almost got to yell, Finally! as they read Leonhardts report.
Leonhardt wrote about health care reform, previewing Obamas press conference. It took him a couples of grafs to get started. But omigod! Hide the goldfish and pets! While still on page one, he wrote this:
Leonhardt didnt provide a source for his data. For our money, he cushioned the blow a bit in the way he presented those data. But if we accept his data, he is describing a remarkable situationone we should make a bit more clear. This is the situation which obtains if we accept his figures:
That is an astounding disparity. Limn it this way: As compared with other rich countries, 43 percent of our health care spending is extraunaccounted for. As he continues, Leonhardt describes that disparity as a stealth $6,500 health care tax.
You might not care about all that extra spending if we got better results. But Leonhardt grinds that notion to dust. In this passage, we see Step 2 in almost finally tattling:
Say what? For that phantom 43 percent of our health care spending, we dont get better results? Thats what Leonhardt plainly saysand he even says that we get fabulous amounts of waste for all that extra spending. At this point, were getting very close to finally telling the truth.
Finally, its time for the rubber to meet the roadbut wouldnt you know it? As he hits Step 3, Leonhardt starts to pull his punches! Perhaps his editors intervened, understanding this worlds basic decencies. But even though he continues to tell the truth, Leonhardt largely abandons straight talk:
Suddenly, Leonhardt tiptoes a bit. If you read carefully, you can see what he has saidbut the strongest word he uses is lobbyist. Let us explain what he has said in lingo which is more direct:
In the end, Leonhardt didnt quite tell you the truth. But until the fear of God crept into his prose, he managed to come damn close.
Now, lets talk about other people who havent told you the truth. Here are some other people who havent told the public, over all these years, that corporate interests are looting vast amounts of American health care spending:
Think hard! Can you name a single time when the liberal intellectual world stood up on its hind legs and told the public the truth: Vast amounts of your health care spending are being looted by big corporate interests. When they laid out the data, and insisted you look? When they demanded that Democrats answer? By the way: Major Dems are constrained in what they can say in part because the intellectual world makes no effort to create an angry framework of public understanding.
Can you name a single time? We can. Paul Krugman tried in 2006, in a series of columns. (As always, ignored.) Michael Moore tried in 2007. (Rejected by mainstream punditstoo fat.) Who else has tried to tell it straight, perhaps a bit loudly and impolitely? Go ahead! List all their names!
(And by the way: When did Stanfords Professor Garber stand up and tell it loud and straight? Cant he get an op-ed column published? Has he ever tried? Using Nexis, we find no sign that he ever succeeded. As we said above: On balance, were unimpressed with the work of our finest professors. People are dead all over the world because they love to hold back.)
Rubes! On page one of yesterdays New York Times, Leonhardt came amazingly close to telling us losers the truth! But over the course of the past fifteen years, almost no one has ever told the truth about the matter he was discussing. Do you mind if we tell you why that is:
In recent eyears, many liberals have come to see that our mainstream journalists are actually neither. But most of our liberal intellectual leaders are Potemkin players too. They play progressives on TV. As a result, this country has almost no progressive politics.
People like Meyersonand some wealthy professorssit close to Lady Weymouths fine table.
What the Post accepts: The Post would ignore that $6500. This morning, the papers highly cultured ladies and gentlemen offer this thought about the costs of health care:
The Post wants to reduce the rate of growth in health-care spending. That $6500 tax is therefore assumed. The Post is defending the baseline today. It wants to slow growth from there.
The paper is being quite lordly today. That looting? Its simply assumed.