DOWD IN THE ZONE! As her nation slid toward the sea, Maureen Dowd got in the zone: // link // print // previous // next //
WEDNESDAY, JULY 6, 2011
What have they done with the real David Brooks: Many people have commented on David Brooks remarkable and puzzling column in Tuesdays New York Times (click here). These are just a few of the things Brooks has now suddenly said:
The Republican Party may no longer be a normal party. Over the past few years, it has been infected by a faction that is more of a psychological protest than a practical, governing alternative.
The members of this movement do not accept the logic of compromise, no matter how sweet the terms.
The members of this movement do not accept the legitimacy of scholars and intellectual authorities.
The members of this movement have no sense of moral decency.
The members of this movement have no economic theory worthy of the name Members of this tendency [sic?] have taken a small piece of economic policy and turned it into a sacred fixation.
These comments dont seem to be typos. Near the end of his column, Brooks says the GOP may now be an odd protest movement that has separated itself from normal governance, the normal rules of evidence and the ancient habits of our nation.
These are not flattering comments.
Understandably, liberals and progressives have tended to second Brooks all-new remarks; Paul Krugman takes a victory lap in this short post. For our money, some of Brooks assessments are in fact a bit shrill. But most of all, his new remarks raise an obvious question:
Will the real David Brooks please stand up? Or perhaps the actual question is this:
What have they done with the real David Brooks, the one whose previous columns are hard to square with these all-new thoughts?
Good lord! In recent months, Brooks has pounded away at those who made similar observations about the oddness of Republican conduct and proposals. Now, in a fiery reversal, he hammers away at the GOP in ways which would have seemed unacceptably shrill if they had come from Krugman. Can this be the same David Brooks who wrote all those Ryan Plan-lovin columns? If it is, does this perhaps suggest that Brooks doesnt know what hes talking about?
Does David Brooks know what hes talking about? Heres the way he started this column, in which he trashes the GOP for rejecting Democratic proposals:
On-line, the Times has made a formal correction, changing a few hundred million dollars to a few hundred billion. Anyone can make that mistake, we suppose. But what makes Brooks say that Dems have agreed to a roughly 3-to-1 rate of spending cuts to revenue increases, which he calls an astonishing concession? There may be an answer to our question. But recent reporting had seemed to say that the Dems were proposing 83 percent in spending cuts as compared to 17 percent in new revenue. That would be a 5-to-1 ratiobut Republicans wont do that either.
Forget about that 3-to-1 crap! Republican leaders are still saying they wont permit any new revenues, in line with that sacred fixation.
Presumably, no one really knows what has been proposed or agreed to in the ongoing talks. But does David Brooks know what hes talking about when he talks about these matters? In this column from last week, Brooks pontificated about the appropriate role of testing in public and charter schools. In this case, he typed from the Aspen Ideas Festivalthe festival named for the type of thing youre least likely to encounter if you attend. Can we talk? Despite the lofty setting, we got no sense that Brooks knew what he was talking about in that column either. He did seem skilled, as pundits are, at repeating various types of congenial conventional wisdom.
The Times appended a correction to that column too. Brooks misspelled the name of Caroline Hoxby, one of the conservative-leaning experts whose wisdom he had channeled.
Does David Brooks know whats he talking about? More scarily: Did the real David Brooks type yesterdays column? Funny things can happen in Aspen. Did one David Brooks attend the fair, a different Brooks return?
PART 2DOWD IN THE ZONE (permalink): Frank Bruni was back, with a large Sunday platform, and the gentleman was upset. What had him concerned as he looked at the world?
Rick Santorum had mentioned his seven children at the first major GOP debate! And no, it wasnt just Santorum! Jon Huntsman wasnt on hand, Bruni wrote, but a week later he and his wife rounded up six of their seven children for an endless trek across a verdant lawn to the podium set up for his presidential announcement. Meanwhile, Michelle Obama had allowed her daughters to read a book to some South African kids on a recent visit to that country.
Bruni spent his last five paragraphs helping us see that Bristol Palin is a general mess. So it went as the Times new op-ed star gazed out on the firmament. (See THE DAILY HOWLER, 7/5/11.)
Brunis focus might have seemed a bit odd at a time of peace and prosperity. To us, his topic selection really stood out at a time when his floundering nation is sliding toward the sea. But then, the Times op-ed page has long been a place where the nation learns to be fatuous.
This morning, the queen of that page made Bruni seem like the worlds most serious man.
Whats on the mind of Maureen Dowd as her nation slides toward the sea? In todays column, the Pulitzer-winner explains how she spent her long weekend. Surprise! Dowd propped herself near her TV set and she watched Twilight Zone reruns:
Dowd watched Twilight Zone reruns all weekend. Inevitably, they made her think about Anthony Weiner and two other tabloid events.
In the end, Dowd produced a pointless column about the endlessly inventive Rod Serling, who of course cant be blamed for this.
Is it true? Is the Twilight Zone as relevant as ever? If memory serves, the endless sameness of Serlings scripts began to wear on our 11-year-old set during the programs first run. When we watch the occasional rerun today, we are constantly struck by how formulaic the various episodes were. How did we 11-year-olds remain enthralled for as long as we did? Thats what we find ourselves asking.
For Dowd, the enthrallment continues. How far ahead of his time was Rod Serling? His brilliance has even been ripped off in a popular new Samsung ad, Dowd reports. Without the slightest hint of irony, the prize-winner even types this:
Fiddling dumbly as Washington burns, Dowd praised Serling for his timeless attack on mediocrity.
Dowd has been like this forever, of course. The republic is lucky when she tackles topics like this; the problem starts when she tries to discuss real politicians and real issues. But make no mistake: Over the past twenty-five years, Dowd has been your nations most influential print journalist. As a reporter and then as a columnist, she has spread the press corps fatuous culture like no one else has.
Question: How has Dowds nonsense persisted for so many years with so little liberal complaining? Why have so few of our top career liberals complained as Dowd has made a joke of our discourse? Its possible to complain about Dowd, as at least two professional journalists have shown. Its possible to complain about The Culture Dowd Built, but few career liberals have.
Which professional journalists have dared take the measure of Dowd? Again, well recommended that you revisit Greg Sargents work in 2008, when he did something quite thrillingwhen he routinely named the names of the mainstream scribes who were making a mess of our discourse. Every liberal knows how to rail against the clowning of Rush and Sean. But Sargent routinely challenged Dowd and Rich and others who arent in that camp.
Darlings! It just isnt done! For the results, look around you.
A second journalist took Dowds measure in that same election year. That was Times public editor Clark Hoyt, who savaged Dowds appalling campaign work in this column on June 22. No one could cover all Dowds sins in a single effort, of course. But like Sargent, Hoyt established a basic principle: Its possible to tell the truth about Dowd and her gruesome work.
Today, your nation is sliding toward the seaand Dowd is discussing Twilight Zone reruns. Shes telephoning Serlings friends to ask if he trusted in God. Last Sunday, she walked her way through a cut-and paste column aboutwhat else?the DSK sex assault case. (Understandably! The Twilight Zone was on!) But then, during her tenure at the Times, Dowd has helped create an utterly fatuous press corps culture. The nation is lucky when she doesnt pretend to discuss our major events.
Dowd has been a nightmare. This dates to her days as a front-page presence, when she introduced The Snark and The Snide into this nations White House reporting. But have you ever seen career liberal leaders complain about Dowd or this fatuous culture? Have you ever seen big career liberals complain about where this all leads?
Tomorrow, well look at a bit of the technical incompetence which is now assumed in this fatuous culture. But as your nation slides toward the sea, we ask you to ponder a basic question:
Why have so few major liberals complained about this fatuous press corps culture? Its effects can be seen all around. Why did so few folk complain?