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TUESDAY, JUNE 16, 2009
This is your progressive movement on 1935: The NewsHour has worked its magic again, convincing Letterman that he done wrong! Theres a reason why this show is called the conscience of upscale Connecticut. (Details below.)
Presumably, then, this will be our final note on the Letterman/Palin fandango. But we didnt see this CNN panel discussion until a rerun over the weekend. And the panel illustrated a point with real precision.
Last Thursday, Campbell Brown asked a panel to evaluate Lettermans jokes about Palin. Twice, Jeffrey Toobin said he disapproved of the old coots slutty joke. I have a problem with the slutty line, Toobin said. I think that was totally inappropriate.
The second time around, progressive thinker Sam Seder offered his own analysis. This is your progressive movement on the year 1935:
He didnt call Palin a slut, Seder said. He was talking about her slutty appearance! There really is a big difference there, the gentleman thoughtfully said.
The cluelessness there is just stunning. Presumably, this resembles the way most white people reasoned in 1935. In that eras majority entertainment, it was routine to subject African-Americans to standard forms of ridicule. People like Seder couldnt see the problem with that. The jokes werent racist, per seand everyone laughed! What was the fuss all about?
As we told you last week: Many people in todays progressive movement have zero sexual politics. All that second-wave analysis, from Betty Friedan on, might as well never have happened. Seder seemed eager to let us know that he belongs to that clueless cabal. Here were his earlier comments, this time concerning the joke about Willow and/or Bristol Palin getting knocked up by Alex Rodriguez:
It would be hard to get more clueless. For the record, it was this repeated insistenceHes simply making a joke!which led to Toobins later comment. (I don't think it's fair to say it's just a joke. You can have offensive jokes.)
By almost everybodys reckoning, Toobin is right, of course. In 2009, would anyone offer Seders analysis if we were talking about a joke involving standard racial denigrations? (Just this week, such a joke was aimed at Michelle Obama. Did anyone offer Seders critique?) In that circumstance, would anyone say, But it was just a joke! And everyone laughed! So its a funny joke! Obviously, no one would say such things about insulting, stereotypical racial jokes. Yet here was Seder, offering this critique of a joke in which a tottering old fellow derided a woman as slutty.
We wont even try to explain why you shouldnt call women slutty. You can explain it as much as you like; people like Seder wont get it. For them, its 1935and everyones sharing a good solid laugh. Just remember the framework we offered last week: Absolutely no sexual politics.
By the way: Its great to see Seder has a daughter. As David Letterman once might have joked: What a lucky girl!
Father of all distinctions: It might be worth listing the string of distinctions Seder was able to churn.
First, Letterman wasnt commentating; he was just telling a joke. And he wasnt calling Palin a slut; he was just saying she has a slutty appearance. And it wasnt just any joke; everyone laughed, so the joke was funny. We recall the silence of fellows like this as Naomi Wolf got gender-trashed for a month.
George Bush ended up in the White House. Happy with how that turned out?
If you believe that, weve got a topiary garden in Greenwich we might be willing to sell you: On last nights program, Letterman explained the way he finally saw the light.
He was watching last Fridays NewsHour, he said, when this commentator, the columnist Mark Shields, was talking about how I had made this indefensible joke about the 14-year-old girl. And I thought, 'Oh, boy, now I'm beginning to understand what the problem is here. It's the perception rather than the intent.' It doesn't make any difference what my intent was. It's the perception.
If you believe that, weve got a set of keys to Imus place in Westport we might be willing to sell you.
ZENOS UNIVERSAL COVERAGE: We chuckled when we read todays New York Times. And we thought about Zenos famous paradoxes.
More on Zeno a bit further down. The article which occasioned our chuckling appeared above the fold, on page one. Robert Pear was discussing the possible cost of Obamas health overhaul. These were his opening paragraphs:
Our analysts emitted low chuckles. We could spend another trillion dollarsand tens of millions would still be uninsured! To understand our analysts mordant laughter, consider a pair of letters which appeared in the Times just Tuesday.
The letters ran beneath this headline: Clues to the Health Care Puzzle. The second letter was from an internist. He included a naughty fact:
Uh-oh! He mentioned the fact that we already spend twice as much, per capita, on health care as other developed nationsnations which already have universal coverage. (He also explained why he thought we spend so much.) But the first letter-writer didnt mention this truly remarkable fact. Perhaps as a result, he couldnt wait to spend even more!
Jesus favored spending more too! Our analysts emitted low chuckles that day, as they perused those two letters.
The irony here should be obvious. Were already spending twice as much as countries which already have universal coverageand PW is willing to pay more to get what they already have! The oddness of this framework would occur to almost anyone in a different context. To wit:
You buy a car for $40,000. Your neighbor buys a car for half that amountand his car is better! Someone then says your car can be almost as good as hisif you spend six thousand more.
Almost anyone would see the oddness of that situation. And yet, thats the situation which obtains with our health care system. But so what! PW is eager to spend that six grand. In all likelihood, he doesnt know the fact GB includedthe fact that were already spending twice as much as the countries which have what we want.
Why doesnt PW know that fact? Because of todays New York Times! In the Times, Pear writes a perfectly accurate report about possible costsbut he doesnt mention the remarkable fact which lies at the heart of our odd situation. Other countries already have what we seekand they spend half as much as we do! You can read Pears report without learning that fact. In Pears report, we contemplate spending a trillion moreand still falling short of our goal.
We thought of poor Zeno as we read that reportZeno, who proved, with his famous paradoxes, that you can never quite cross a room. You can get halfway, then halfway againbut youll never quite get all the way. New books still attempt to explain the way in which Zenos logic breaks down (click here). But dont worry! If anyone ever figures that out, it wont appear in the Times.
For the most part, American citizens didnt chuckle when they read Pears report today. For decades, the basic frameworks of this debate have largely been kept from their view. How often do you read the fact which appeared in that letter from GB? As they perused Pears report today, how many Times readers thought to themselves: But we already spend twice as much!
Your current car cost 40 grand. But in France, they have better carsfor 20. For sixty years, your big news orgs havent told you that fact. We cant tell you why that censorship exists. But we do emit low chuckles every time we encounter it.
For extra credit: First question: Have you ever seen a news report in the Times or the Post explaining why we spend twice as much as nations which have full coverage?
Second question: Could Zeno cross the room in that 40 grand car? As we all know: Yes, he could. Could he cross it better for 20?
Final question: What if he put an extra trillion into the car which cost 20 grand? How fast could he cross the room then? Within our thoroughly broken discussion, inquiring minds dont want to know.