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MONDAY, MAY 30, 2005
FRISTS LATEST TRANSPLANT: Uh-oh! The surgeon was transplanting himself once again, this time with a NASCAR backdrop. Bill Frist, heroic transplant surgeon, was at the Coca-Cola 600 the weekend, telling the Posts Mike Allen why—well, well let you enjoy it yourself:
ALLEN (5/30/05): [Frist] drew an analogy to surgery. "You have a team of about eight to nine people, working on a car, preparing to race tonight—everything from tires to suspension to engine to appropriate panel size to weight, all coming together almost like a symphony in preparation for a run of 600 miles tonight," he said. "So from a technical aspect, my years as a surgeon who has worked with artificial hearts and lasers and mechanical devices is sort of an innate identification."Of course! Being a surgeon is very much like being a NASCAR driver! Plainly, Frist thinks Allens IQ is 11. We can also see that in this comment:
ALLEN: Frist has said he will not seek reelection in 2006, but has said he has not decided what he will do after that. His advisers are laying the foundation of a national campaign, and he doesn't bother to quarrel with how a sojourn like Sunday's is sure to be perceived.Yeah! Why did Frist do NASCAR four years back if its all about running for president?!!! As a reporter, Allen is paid not to react when people like Frist make such inane comments. Instead, the Post-man deftly typed it up, and left it to us to make comment.
But then, Allen also has an ear for his fraternitys inane lingua franca. Result? The devilish diarist knew what to do when Frist made the following bad mistake:
ALLEN: During a two-day stay, he was introduced at the drivers' meeting, worshiped at the chapel service that followed, quizzed crew chiefs about the science of tire pressure as he sauntered down pit road, and watched a Charlie Daniels concert in the extracurricular area known as "Speed Street." With his wife, Karyn, he rode in a Corvette convertible in a pre-race parade.Uh-oh! Pretending to be a stone NASCAR man, Frist got Sterlings last name wrong! And Allen knew what to do with this datum. Recalling the way his cohort has run with other pointless errors (real and invented), the Post-man naturally typed er on up. But then, there was little end to Frists efforts this day to say he was NASCAR before NASCAR was cool. At one point, he described what it was like growing up in Nashvilles most upper-class neighborhood:
ALLEN: Frist, who is among the wealthiest of the Senate millionaires because of his family's stake in the hospital chain HCA, recounted his NASCAR roots. "I grew up in Nashville, Tennessee," he said. "Nashville Speedway was about, probably, four miles from my house. My first recollections of stock car racing were being in my house on Bowling Avenue, and on warm summer nights, when I was 7, 8 years old, listening to the sounds of cars."Weird! Youd almost think that Frist sat on his front lawn and listened to the sounds from the speedway! But in his classic Weekly Standard profile of Frist, David Brooks described the boyhood neighborhood of the saintly surgeon. Did Frist grow up there listening to cars? We get the feeling that noise pollution may not have been a big problem:
BROOKS (1/27/03): Bill Frist was raised in Belle Meade, the old-money suburb of Nashville and the fifth richest town in the United States. You drive down the roads and boulevards looking at the homes, which were built in the early part of the 20th century, and it looks like the Executive Mansion Hall of Fame. There are several houses that look like the White House (Al Gore lives in one [now]). There are several that look like the sort of palazzo a Venetian prince might settle in to escape a foreign invasion. And there are a few châteaus a French president might choose to inhabit on days when he was feeling particularly grand.Lets be fair—Brooks was describing Belle Meade today, not as it was when Frist was a boy, listening to the sounds of cars. Minor details may have changed. But, according to Brooks description, young Frist had to call a cab to get close enough to the street where he grew up listening to cars. Is there any chance that this consummate faker may have been—uh-oh!—embellishing?
We ask because theres a rich recent history to these sorts of comments. Did NASCAR freak Frist blow Marlins name? During Campaign 2004, many pundits had good solid fun when Candidate Kerry misnamed Lambeau Field; meanwhile, the New York Times was so eager to make Kerry a NASCAR fake that—in the papers finest tradition—they simply invented an embarrassing quote, then kept pretending that Kerry had said it (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 11/6/04, with links to earlier posts). And of course, Frists silly account of his boyhood revery recalls the early days of Campaign 2000, when horrified pundits, far and wide, agreed to pretend that Candidate Gore had embellished about his early life on the Gore family farm. You know how things worked in those days; they knew Gores statements were perfectly accurate, but they pretended to be horrified all the same. In Frists case, his statements to Allen are simply absurd. So Allen, knowing his cohorts traditions, went home and typed them on up.
So now we well all sit back and watch the press corps vultures go to work. Or will we? On this weekends Chris Matthews Show, Howard Fineman let the world know that Frist is a great guy. Yes, Bill Frist offered plenty of grist as he pulled his NASCAR transplant. But hacks like Fineman pick-and-choose when it comes to character outrage. Kerry was mocked, and Gore was savaged. How will they deal with the sanctified Frist? Admit it—we dont have to ask.
HOW BIG A FAKE: Is anyone in the U.S. Senate a bigger confection than Frist? According to earlier profiles, Frists friends and colleagues were quite surprised when he began coming out as a fervent conservative; they had never seen any sign that he held such heart-felt views. Indeed, profiles have said that, when Frist decided to run for the Senate, he commissioned polls to see if hed have a better chance as a Republican or as a Democrat. But now, the saintly surgeon is a fervent conservative, and, of course, he grew up on NASCAR. The chauffeur would drive him down to the street so he could listen to the sounds of cars. And by the way, did he mention that he was only four miles (68 nine-irons) from the speedway when this nonsense occurred?
BROOKS ON CARS: In his profile, Brooks describes some of young Frists interests at Montgomery Belle Academy, the 136-year-old school where Belle Meaders send their boys to be educated:
BROOKS: Bill Frist was class of 1970. He was class president, a quarterback on the football team, editor of the yearbook, and a member of Totomoi, the elite honor society. He dated the school's head cheerleader (who attended the sister school). He was active in the Fellowship of Christian Athletes, the Forensic Club, the Service Club, the Photography Club. He won the math medal, the Outstanding Sophomore and Junior awards. His nicknames were "Mr. President," "Precious," and "Wilbur," and the saying he put under his yearbook photo was, "But I don't like to rest."Huh! But then, wed also guess that theres little sign that the Nashville Speedway was four miles away. Weird, isnt it? Young Frist was in many clubs—but the NASCAR club isnt numbered among them. Secretly, Young Frist longed for the day when he could escape the smothering hood and acknowledge his life-long love of NASCAR. Over the weekend, bungling Marlins names, he finally got his big chance.
But Brooks does let us know a bit about Young Frists life with cars:
BROOKS: In Transplant, his 1990 book about his early days as a surgeon, Frist recalled that his mother "worked hard to protect my sense of self-worth. If Woodmont Grammar school conducted a paper drive, she motored me about afternoon after afternoon, making sure I collected more newspapers than anyone else." (How many middle-class Americans use the word "motored" as a verb?) Frist's mother made sure he sold more raffle tickets, got better grades. "She wanted me never to know humiliation, never to suffer defeat, never to feel self-doubt. . . . Not surprisingly, with the family emphasis on self-worth, I longed to be first in everything, to be king of the hill, the grammar school capo di capo. I imagine I was quite insufferable."Revealing, isnt it? Even then, as late as 1990, Frist was still hiding his real early self—the NASCAR-lovin rebel redneck who had grown up four miles from the speedway. He was still posing as a plummy fellow who used the word motored as a verb. Only now has he freed himself to reveal his deepest inner being.
The press corps hammers Dems for this sort of thing—indeed, they even make up quotes and misstatements so they can have their will with the fakers. But Finemans fawning shows us the obvious; Frists string of silly statements to Allen will find their way to the circular file—to the file whose shape is somewhat like the oval Young Frist loved so well.
FRIST SLIPS: For the record, no one has to pretend any more that only Dems call it the nuclear option. Slightly rattled, Frist fumbled last week. Dan Balz reports, without comment:
BALZ (5/30/05): The biggest gap in interpretation of the agreement centers on the nuclear option itself. The morning after the Gang of 14 announced its deal, Senate Minority Leader Harry M. Reid (D-Nev.) took to the Senate floor to declare: "It took the nuclear option off the table. It is gone for our lifetime." Moments earlier, Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist (R-Tenn.) offered the opposite view. "Let me be clear," he said. "The nuclear option remains on the table. It remains an option. I will not hesitate to use it, if necessary.""Let me be clear," Frist said. "The nuclear option remains on the table. Oops! Everyone knows that all good Reps are supposed to say constitutional option—and theyre supposed to feign indignation when Dems use the naughty nuclear term. But Frist was rattled a bit, and he slipped.
This slip recalls the way the GOP rewrote the language of Medicare during the mid-1990s. After doing a brickyard of polling, Reps decided they should never say that their Medicare plan involved any cuts. But that was the term they had always used to describe the proposal they were making, and so they had to train themselves to adopt their partys poll-tested new language. Maraniss and Weisskopf described it brilliantly. See THE DAILY HOWLER, 8/20/99, then click on The Speakers new language.
THE BOTTOM OF THE PILE: Amazing—absolutely amazing. In yesterdays New York Times, Paul Krugman was allowed to reply to Daniel Okrents disgraceful parting cheap shot (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 5/23/05, 5/24/05 and 5/26/05). Heres his letter, just as it appeared, at the bottom of a tall, stupid pile:
KRUGMAN (5/29/05):Gee, really? Do you think? Do you think it's inappropriate for the public editor to attack the ethics of one of the paper's writers without providing any supporting evidence? Krugmans statement is true, but its much too limiting; surely its inappropriate for any writer to offer nasty condemnation of the kind Okrent penned without offering any examples or evidence. In fact, its the sort of thing a public editor should criticize, from any member of a newspapers staff. But Daniel Okrent is king of the pimps. So he typed his cheap shot. Then he ran.
But how big a fraud is the great Daniel Okrent? Try to believe what you see if you actually dare to click here; try to believe the pile of letters at the bottom of which Krugmans letter appears. Thats right, rubes! Before the mighty New York Times let readers see what Krugman had written, they presented a fair-and-balanced set of twelve different letters, all of which praise Darling Okrent for the brilliant way he conducted his mission. The sheer stupidity of these writers is matched by the balls-out pandering of the paper itself. Stalin himself wouldnt play it so bold. But this insulting pile of propaganda perfectly captures the essence of Okrent. And it tells you things about the people who run the Times—things we all need to understand.
Be sure to click and gaze on the praise the Times heaps on its great Ozymandias. But before you do, lets enjoy the promise which appears in the ID line from Krugmans letter:
The writer is an Op-Ed columnist for The Times. He and Daniel Okrent will be addressing this matter further on the Public Editor's Web Journal early in the week.Omigod! Entertainment for days! Anyone who has read both Krugman and Okrent will emit low, mordant chuckles—in advance—at the thought of that promised exchange. Okrent is going to debate Paul Krugman? Good God! From his hapless liberal newspaper column right to the end, Okrent repeatedly wrote like an idiot—like a man too lazy and too self-consumed to waste his time with the simplest research. Repeatedly, he performed like the man he seems to be—like a foppish clown prince of Manhattan society, the great inventor of rotisserie baseball. He repeated fever dreams from kooky-con swamps, failing to check them in any way. And then, in parting, he let the world know that Krugman has been gaming the evidence!
For ourselves, we whet our lips as we imagine Okrent offering substantive assault against Krugman. (Of course, Krugman, almost surely, does make mistakes. See below.) But lets make sure we fully understand the nature of the Times presentation this Sunday. That pile of letters the paper heaped up is an open insult to its readers intelligence. Before they let you read Krugmans reply, they made you wade through twelve(!) different letters telling you that Okrents a genius. And be sure you understand what that means—it means that the New York Times management hates Krugman, too. Krugman has dared to challenge power—power, to which these weaklings conform. Throughout history, millionaire quislings have always knuckled under to power. And theyve always attacked others who dont.
Read those letters—and yes, there are twelve! Cant you just hear them as they shout from the rootfops? Cant you just hear as they bludgeon their readers? Cant you hear them—these consummate fops? Cant you just hear them? Hey, rubes!
TOMORROW—CHURLS IN CHARGE (PART 1): More on Okrent and the gang of millionaire fops so often in charge of your press corps.
PEOPLE DO MAKE MISTAKES: According to Krugman, Okrents criticisms are simply wrong. Based on the rest of Okrents political work, we wont be surprised if thats true. But dont worry—even as we type, Okrernt has a team of analysts combing through every word Columnist Krugman ever wrote, hoping to find misstatements or stretchers. And yes, everyone does make mistakes, or something that can be so presented. For example, we think Krugman may have stretched a bit when he offered this opening paragraph:
KRUGMAN (3/15/05): The argument over Social Security privatization isn't about rival views on how to secure the program's future—even the administration admits that private accounts would do nothing to help the system's finances. It's a debate about what kind of society America should be.Krugman referred to an unwise statement by a hapless Bush Admin spokesman. Many people have made this same presentation about that statement, but we think its slightly misleading. On March 25, the Washington Post said this in an editorial:
WASHINGTON POST EDITORIAL (/3/25/05): Democrats defend this opportunism by saying the president is worse. President Bush, they complain, is talking up an alleged Social Security "crisis" in order to ram through an unrelated proposal to create personal accounts. But, in addressing Social Security, Mr. Bush is taking on an issue that the Clinton administration also regarded as important; he is not inventing a problem. He can be faulted for not specifying the benefit cuts or tax hikes he favors to restore solvency, but at least he acknowledges some will be needed. In that context, personal accounts are not irrelevant; they involve risks, but they are potentially a way of cushioning the necessary benefit cuts in the traditional Social Security system.Its true; absent any other changes, private accounts wouldnt affect the systems future solvency. But if those private accounts threw off big gains, they would make it easier to reduce promised benefits—and that would help the systems solvency. Our point: Everyone says things that can be criticized, and Krugman has written twice a week for five years. Okrents problem is this: He has to offer a set of misstatements that justifies his nasty assertion. He made a nasty, sweeping claim. A few minor bobbles wont support it.
The Times showed woeful judgment in printing Okrents cheap shot, and their propaganda on Sunday was utterly laughable. Dont worry—Okrent, a consummate cheap-shot thug, is hunting high and low for mistakes. It will be his job to offer mistakes commensurate with his sweeping assertion.