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TUESDAY, MAY 23, 2006
SALTER POSTPONED: We lost a lot of time last night. Well comment on Salter tomorrow.
WHERE DO OLD SAWS COME FROM: Yesterday, we got a rich look at our Washington press corps; they dumbly chose to watch King Kong instead of the Hayden hearings (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 5/22/06). Today, in a somewhat similar vein, Kevin Drum chuckles at Margaret Carlson as she issues a limited hangout mea culpa about presidential elections. Margaret, having watched Gores film, has started rethinking what matters:
CARLSON: The movie comes at a time when some pundits (including me) might wonder if we should give a rest to that old saw about likeability. Maybe Americans prefer to have a beer and burger with the charming frat boy to the student who always does his homework. But is that a wise basis for choosing a president?Note another Hard Pundit Law. Someone like Gore who acquires vast knowledge must be described as a nerd. Ditto with Mallaby, yesterday, Ditto with Tierney today. Its like they belong in some sort of home. They simply cant live on their own.
Kevin (and his commenters) note the absurdity. But theres one key point which ought to be made. Do citizens vote on the basis described here? We know of no reason for thinking so. This framework has always come from our press corps—the press corps which lazily watched King Kong instead of that session with Hayden.
There has never been any real evidence that citizens vote on this beer-burger basis. This is another press corps script—one theyve dumbly promoted for years. Theyve tried very hard to dumb us all down—down to their weird Millionaire Pundit levels. And theyll never cop to the obvious truth—that they themselves are the worlds dumbest souls, that most other people, for all our shortcomings, really arent very much like them.
PART 2—THE HUFFINGTON CODE: Yesterday, two sharp liberals proved it; it really isnt especially hard to state the worlds most obvious fact. Matt Yglesias gave his view of a future Gore run—and mentioned that fact, the worlds simplest:
YGLESIAS (5/22/06): [T]he challenges a Gore campaign would face are about what one would expect—he's not a great public speaker, the press seems to hate him, and it's not clear how much money he could raise.It aint hard to say that the sky is blue—or to say that the press corps hates Gore. Indeed, Eric Alterman stated this obvious fact in his own post on this subject:
ALTERMAN (5/22/06): In truth, I dont think Gore was planning to run, but now I think hes thinking about it...Raising money and fielding an organization would be no problem. And say what you will about Gore, the mans a patriot. And if Al starts losing weight, instead of wolfing down ice-cream sundaes, well know hes in. What we cant know is if the media will do penance for its horrific 2000 performance, for which Maureen Dowd will probably have to spend some time in purgatory, should it exist.We dont know why Dowd is singled out (more below). But Eric also stated the obvious—the press corps performance during Campaign 2K was horrific. So no, it isnt hard to state this fact—and liberals should ponder such facts fairly often. Indeed, what happened then is still happening now, as the press corps invents a great saint, John McCain. Theyve invented a demon for Campaign 2K—and a great saint for Campaign 08.
But other writers are clearly committed to keeping us clueless about Campaign 2000. One such writer is press hack John Heilemann, to whom Eric linked in yesterdays post. Amazing! As Eric notes, Heilemann has a lengthy piece about Gore in the current New York magazine—a piece which runs to more than 7000 words. But its quite amazing—never in Heilemanns 7000-plus words does he mention the most obvious fact in the world! Indeed, well suggest that you read his entire piece—and marvel. Though Heilemann goes into substantial detail about the conduct of Campaign 2000, he never mentions the press corps, or their horrific performance. Why did Bush end up in the White House? With perfection, Heilemann types the Standard Press Script, the Standard Script they all know to type:
HEILEMANN (5/29/06): Gores reading of [Campaign 2000] has much to commend it, to be sure. But it leaves out a number of salient factors, principally his own failures as a candidate: the failure to capitalize on, or take credit for, the previous eight remarkable years of prosperity and peace; the failure to exploit Clintons enduring popularity despite the Monica Lewinsky scandal; the failure to take Bush apart in the debates, where Gores performances left the impression that he suffered from multiple-personality disorder; the failure to present a consistent or coherent image of himself, instead offering an incessant series of self-reinventions that made him seem about as authentic as a Prada bag on Canal Street.Lets be sure we all understand; that is the Standard Press Corps Script about the outcome of Campaign 2000. Its the script which omits the most obvious fact—the fact that the mainstream press corps conducted a twenty-month War Against Candidate Gore, a horrific performance which ended up sending George Bush to the White House. According to this Official Script, Gores puzzling failure to clobber Bush was the result of his own [many] failures—his incessant reinventions, his idiotic bad strategy, his failure to be authentic (of course!), his horrible floundering in the debates. (Where, to use another press script, Gore gave the impression of multiple-personality disorder—mental illness. As we saw yesterday, these nasty people will always include the suggestion that Gore is a big fucking nut.) But then, what actually happened at Bush and Gores first debate—the crucial debate which changed the worlds history? In fact, Gore did take Bush apart in that session; Gores performance was so disordered that he won all five of the overnight polls, by an average of ten percent, and a string of conservatives, speaking that night, said he had cleaned Bushs clock. (Peggy Noonan cried especially loud—but at least, unlike Heilemann, she acknowledged what happened.) But you also know what happened next, although the Heilemanns will never discuss it; the press landed on Gore like a ton of bricks, reversing the publics impressions. (The next week, Margaret Carlson told Imus that they had done this for fun and sport—because it was greatly entertaining to us. See THE DAILY HOWLER, 6/16/03. Well guess the real answer is darker.) Of course, the Heilemanns will never report this; they have their cohorts interests to manage, and many memorized scripts they must type. But yesterday, Matt and Eric showed something quite basic—its easy to state the worlds simplest facts. And Heilemann showed us something else. Even at more than 7000 words, your press corps will never tell you the truth about what occurred during Campaign 2000. For six years, theyve all agreed to type the same tales, hiding their cohorts astounding misconduct with Standard Scripts which lay it all off on Gore.
Matt and Eric stated an obvious fact. The Heilemanns will go nowhere near it.
Yes, its easy to state the most obvious facts—unless you belong to the press corps! And unfortunately, many of our own liberal leaders still type that same Standard Script about Gore, the script in which Gore blew a sure thing through his own puzzling stumblebum conduct. Indeed, you might as well be reading Joe Klein, who types this script in some detail in his definingly awful new Politics Lost. But no, you arent reading Klein—youre reading the work of our own liberal leaders! For instance, youre reading Arianna—who we very much like and admire, but who comes fairly close to bad faith in last weeks silly, Klein-like, post. Throughout the post, she feigns surprise at how comfortable the new Al Gore is:
HUFFINGTON (5/17/06): Last night, I attended the [Los Angeles] premiere of An Inconvenient Truth, the powerful new global warming documentary featuring an impassioned and surprisingly humorous Al Gore.Arianna—who we do like and admire—is quite brilliantly scripted. Its Gore who is different now, not Arianna; shes surprised to see that hes humorous now, and to see that hes truly comfortable in his own skin (the greatest cliche from Campaign 2000, a fatuous bit of subjectivity which all pundits instantly luv). Indeed, shes amazed to see how brave Gore is, compared to the timid, walking-on-eggshells, pusillanimous poltroon of Campaign 2000. Yes, we do like and admire Arianna. But this is just flat-out bad faith:
HUFFINGTON: Gore isn't running for office, and already the negative campaigning has begun. This is what anyone who takes a stand faces these days—politics as demolition derby—and why so many politicians operate out of fear. But when I asked Gore about it, he was unfazed.Gore was so stiff—and so robotic! And hes just so different today! But you might as well be reading Heilemann as to read this bowdlerized post. Omigod! She too puts it all on Gore—and fails to mention the Washington press corps! And she fails to mention one person by name. She fails to mention herself.
Was Candidate Gore robotic, cautious? The effects have been much overstated by a mainstream press corps with an obvious interest in misdirection. But to the extent that Gore was cautious, there was an obvious reason for caution; he had to be careful about what he said, because of people like Arianna! After all, how did Arianna spend Campaign 2000? Like the worst of the jihadist press corps, she spent the campaign trashing Gore—beating him up for a famous set of fake, invented character scandals. As before, alas, well quote her again, from columns in the Washington Times. Our question: Who has actually changed her stripes from those of the year 2000?
HUFFINGTON (2/6/00): [Bill] Bradley has warned voters to watch for Mr. Gore's "tricky" way with words, going as far as to compare him with Richard Nixon...In fact, not only this campaign but Mr. Gore's entire career has been laden with untruths—all demonstrating a pattern of serial abuse of language, truth and reality.Good God! In real time, when it actually mattered, Arianna was typing all the key scripts—even the scripts which were blatantly bogus, the ones which falsely savaged Gores character. Indeed, lets pick just one claim weve highlighted, because its instructive. Why did Gore become somewhat cautious—a candidate who watched his words carefully? Duh! To state the obvious, he had to do so—because of people like Arianna! Gore made his fleeting (and accurate) Love Story comment to two scribes in November 1997, at a time when he was still holding long conversations with reporters—back when he was being authentic, saying the things which came to mind (as most people do, till they see they cannot). But uh-oh! When the press corps wages a war on a candidate, that candidate simply has to be careful! (Links below.) In the case of Love Story, the press corps—people like Arianna—took a fleeting, accurate statement and turned it into an assault on Gores character—into something which proved that Gores entire career has been laden with untruths—all demonstrating a pattern of serial abuse of language, truth and reality. In all honesty, Arianna has extremely large, brass gonads to pretend today that she doesnt know why Gore had to be a cautious candidate—why he couldnt pal around and be authentic in public, they way hed often done in the past, why he couldnt say any damn thing that popped into his head. Today, she pretends that its Gore who has changed; back then, though, she was quite a fright. Throughout the primaries, she kept praising the character of Saint McCain, contrasting him with the frightful Gore—with the man she loves today, despite the fact that his entire career has been laden with untruths—all demonstrating a pattern of serial abuse of language, truth and reality.
HUFFINGTON (4/5/00): When the people who like Al Gore try to explain why, they typically wax lyrical about his competence. But it is this very competence, combined with an utter lack of core principles he'd be unwilling to jettison in his pursuit of the presidency, that makes the vice president such a frightening specimen of the modern politician Candidatus No-Shameus. Over the course of Campaign 2000 alone, Mr. Gore has shown himself to be a political shape-shifter of unsurpassed skill—a sure-fire first-ballot inductee into the Panderers' Hall of Fame.That was pathetic. By contrast, of course, McCain was a saint; Arianna spent much of the spring hoping hed mount a third-party campaign. Indeed, how did Arianna eventually react to that first—and critical—Bush-Gore debate? She told the world how hopeless both of the hopefuls had been—how much better a saint would have seemed:
HUFFINGTON (10/6/00): Well, the first debate is over, and the official results are in: It was a great night for John McCain. By the end of that 90-minute joint press conference George W. Bush and Al Gore staged in Boston, my overwhelming feeling was: This is not a choice, it's a farce. Can we go back and replay Super Tuesday?Poor Arianna! Bush and Gore had staged a farce—there was simply no way to choose—and Saint McCain would have been so much better! [I]t was hard to watch Gore without your mind wandering to what was in the refrigerator, she observed. Hmm, have those eggs passed the sell-by date? As a general matter, Arianna joined many press know-it-alls in portraying Bush and Gore as twin oafs—and in pushing Complete Total Trivia. Of Gore, she offered this deathless comment, for instance: I suggest he take a fashion tip from the president and start wearing those jowl-concealing higher collars. Key point! And after the requisite mocking-of-lockbox, the greatest sage offered us this:
HUFFINGTON (10/6/00): For all the mind-numbing policy detail filling the air, in the end we're left with the imponderables: Who passed the insufferability test? And who failed the believability one? As far as I'm concerned, neither of them passed the first test. I mean, would you want either of these guys over for dinner? As for the second, it was definitely Gore who flunked, shamelessly posing as a "passionate" campaign-finance reformer, even endorsing full public financing for federal elections.To Arianna, it was always wrong, oh so wrong, when Gore proposed full public financing. That issue belonged to her Great Love, McCain, the man who was such a pure saint. And yes, there she was, pushing that beer-burger voter test! Thanks to her, were in Iraq, with the smarter/better man on the sidelines.
In our view, Arianna judged extremely unwisely during Campaign 2000—but of course, that sometimes happens. Sadly, she was worse than unwise when she savaged Gore as a serial liar—when she typed the phony scripts which plainly sent Bush to the White House. (By the way: Gore always was pro-choice.) This is precisely the horrific conduct which Heilemann knows he must never report. And Arianna refuses to mention it too—though she practiced it, back in real time. Today, she says its Gore who has changed—and, without mentioning how she has changed, she once again sits down to judge him.
By the way: Why does Arianna endorse someone whose entire career has been laden with untruths—all demonstrating a pattern of serial abuse of language, truth and reality? Were puzzled when we see such a reversal. Is it because he seemed funny last week?
Heilemann will never tell you the truth—and neither, it sometimes seems, will Arianna, at least when it comes to this matter. And heres the problem—the crucial problem—with bad-faith posts by various people who criticize Gore for Campaign 2K and fail to mention the horrific conduct which made that campaign so astounding. Even as we speak, the press corps is scripting our next White House race—and their script will send McCain to the White House. But guess what? As Arianna (and others) keep misdirecting young liberals, young liberals fail to understand how our elections are getting decided. Like Heilemann, Arianna disappears what happened in Campaign 2K—and that encourages us to overlook the ongoing scripting of Campaign 08. And make no mistake—John McCain will be elected unless we challenge the press corps script now. They invented a demon in Campaign 2K. Theyre inventing a brilliant saint now.
We very much like and admire Arianna; shes an extremely gracious person, and her endless achievements speak for themselves. But shes badly harming liberal interests with these bowdlerized, phony posts. You might as well read Heilemann, or even Joe Klein—as we will do on the morrow.
TOMORROW—PART 3: Arianna? Joe Klein? Whats the difference?
WHY MO: Were not sure why Eric singled out Dowd when he discussed that horrific press conduct. For our money, here are the press corps most important bad actors of Campaign 2000:
Ceci Connolly, Washington PostIf we chose a second tier, here are the names we would type:
Howard Fineman, NewsweekIn fairness, Dowd did invent the Love Story nonsense, along with Frank Rich (back in 1997). And that story, repeated ten thousand times, did keep Gore from the White House. (Along with the other tall tales Arianna typed: The Internet! Love Canal! And that utterly phony farm! You know? The farm you can see with your own fucking eyes if you go see the film she now praises.)
But then, we noted something else about Erics post. Yes, he called the press corps conduct horrific. And yes, he told the whole awful story in this superlative piece from 2002. But yesterday, he linked to the piece by Heilemann, his friend—and failed to say a single word about its massive bowdlerization, about the way Heilemann disappeared the press corps horrific conduct! Good grief! Heilemann simply left it out; you might as well describe the current New Orleans diaspora without mentioning a certain large storm named Katrina. But you know us born-loser liberals! We still accept this kind of conduct from poker-pals in the mainstream press! And as long as we do so, one thing is certain—well just keep losing press-scripted elections. Theyll keep inventing their demons and saints—and we will lose out every damn time. The other side will keep working the refs. Well keep enabling our buddies.
We dont really care about winning. We show it with each losin breath.