THINGS FALL APART (PART 2)! Coulter makes errors like other scribes breathe. But store-bought John Cloud couldnt find them:
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 20, 2005
BERNSTEIN WATCHES THINGS FALL APART: Congratulations to Carl Bernstein, perhaps our frankest press bigfoot. On last evenings Special Report, Jim Angle cited a recent speech by the Watergate worthy:
ANGLE (4/19/05): Former Washington Post reporter Carl Bernstein, who helped break the Watergate story, says journalism nowadays is squandering the public's trust, insisting the, quote, "triumph of the idiot culture in news, particularly TV news, has weakened journalist drive for the truth."Bernstein has given this speech before, but his timing last week was superb. (For a local report, just click here.) Indeed, he could have been talking about Times decision to put Ann Coulter on its cover. Yes, when Time takes our craziest pundit and tries to mainstream her through its cover, were seeing the triumph of idiot culture, in which "the weird, the stupid, the coarse and untrue are becoming our cultural ideal. Put more simply, were seeing things falling apart.
What are the consequences to our society from the press corps idiot culture? In the campaign which transformed our national politics, they worked for two years to make Gore seem crazy. Now, theyre working to make Coulter seem sane. And yes, this is being driven by reactionary forces who want to roll back the last centurys advances. Because this is such an ominous event, well discuss it for the rest of the week.
But try to make our young career writers comment on this matter. As of 11 A.M. Eastern today, no one at Tapped had said a word about Times kooky love song to Coulter. Nor has Josh Marshall said Word the First. And this is Kevin Drums full assessment:
COULTER-MANIA.... Looking for an antidote to Time's mash note to Ann Coulter this week? Try The Wisdom of Ann Coulter, an oldie but goody from the Washington Monthly archives.Drum has many thoughts about the new food pyramid. But he offers no thoughts about Time.
But thats the way it tends to be at sites that work inside the circle. To put this silence in perspective, heres something Jack Shafer recently said at Slate:
SHAFER (4/8/05): I started writing press criticism at Washington City Paper back in 1986, because as editor I couldn't get anybody else to do it. Writers were frightened that if they penned something scathing about the Washington Post or the New York Times they'd screw themselves out of a future job. Today, the sort of dagger and epee work I used to perform on big media gets done by hundreds of bloggers before I can rise and read the morning paper. Thanks to blogs, we've gone from a culture where few criticized the press to one where it's the new national pastime.Huh! Indeed, hundreds of bloggers are savaging Time for its bizarre product-placement of Coulter. But from within the established organs—from press-connected, professional sites which might even have some actual influence—we largely hear the sounds of silence. But then, these same self-dealers had nothing to say when the Times and the Post elected George Bush through their two-year War Against Gore. (Indeed, they avoid this topic even now.) They maintained their Code of Silence then, and theyre maintaining their silence now. Result? Bush is in the Oval Office, and Coulters on the cover of Time. But so what—their brilliant careers are still on track! Yes, its one of the obvious ways the weird and the stupid become our ideal. Its the way things fall apart.
Meanwhile, for a professional writer who has spoken up, be sure to check out Eric Altermans blistering reaction to the Time profile. But we do have one small complaint about this part of his post:
ALTERMAN: Times cover story/whitewash of Ann Coulter will make it impossible for serious people to accept what the magazine reports at face value ever again...This is a profoundly depressing realization as its managing editor Jim Kelly is a friend of mine and I respect both his intelligence and integrity and to be perfectly honest, I cannot find a way to reconcile my high opinion of Jim and the journalism he has produced, together with my respect for many of the professional reporters and editors at Time, with this moral, professional, and intellectual abomination. The fact that the system could produce a story like this oneone that was in the pipeline for months and had plenty of opportunities to be both fact-checked and reconsidered—is a moral and intellectual scandal and a permanent stain on the reputations of everyone associated with it, most particularly its author, John Cloud.Good for Alterman, who was willing to speak so frankly about some people he actually knows! But were puzzled by his air of general puzzlement—a puzzlement this fine writer often expresses when his associates engage in such work. Does anyone really fail to know why people like Kelly produce such abominations? Is there anyone who doesnt understand the general shape of these grimy transactions? These transactions are helping things fall apart. Are we really confused by their provenance?
THINGS FALL APART (PART 2): Lets pity poor store-bought reporter John Cloud, who searched and searched for mistakes by Ann Coulter but just couldnt seem to find any (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 4/19/05). In his current Time magazine cover piece, Cloud offers a 5800-word profile of Coulter, the painfully crackpot pseudo-conservative who is clearly our craziest living pundit. But poor Cloud! Hed heard that Coulter makes lots of mistakes. But when he conducted his tireless search, he just flat-out couldnt find them:
CLOUD (4/25/05): Coulter has a reputation for carelessness with facts, and if you Google the words "Ann Coulter lies," you will drown in results. But I didn't find many outright Coulter errors.Amazing, isnt it? But then, at a time when reactionary power is buying your press corps, trying to roll back progressive advances, store-bought boys—store-bought boys like John Cloud—can be surprisingly hapless.
Good Lord! How hard can it be to find Big Mistakes by a complete, total fraud like Ann Coulter? In 2002, when her best-selling Slander made Coulter a star, we began our own search in an obvious place—on page one of her kooky, cracked book. And yes, the fakery started up instantly; Coulters groaning mistakes began on page one, and continued right on to the end of her volume. Indeed, we reported on Slander for three straight weeks, finally stopping from sheer, total boredom—and Coulters mistakes simply littered the book, from page one right to its conclusion. Somehow, though, for all his striving, Cloud couldnt seem to find them. He wracked his brain, and searched high and low. But they were nowhere around.
What sorts of mistakes are found in Slander? On page one, with brilliant prescience, she boo-hoo-hoos about the way the left slimes poor Tom DeLay. For his evident belief in a higher being, DeLay is compared to savage murderers and genocidal lunatics on the pages of the New York Times, Coulter writes. But uh-oh! To document this excited claim, she offers a footnoted reference to a Maureen Dowd column, a column which actually criticized three major pols: Tom DeLay, George W. Bush—and Al Gore (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 7/11/02). Uh-oh! If the Times was comparing DeLay to savages, it was doing the same thing to Gore! But then, if Cloud wants to find Big Clownish Mistakes, he can pretty much check any footnote from Coulter; her claims routinely turn out to be fake, if you bother to check out her sources. Consider the faking she does on page two, at the expense of liberal witch Katie Couric. One turn of the page, and Coulter starts in on one of her favorite fake targets:
COULTER (page 2): In this universe, the public square is wall-to-wall liberal propaganda. Americans wake up to Americas Sweetheart, Katie Couric, berating Arlen Specter about Anita Hill ten years after the hearings.The implication was perfectly obvious. Couric wouldnt stop crabbing about Anita Hill, even ten years after the hearings—and she just wont stop berating Republicans. And there was one of those famous footnotes, for which Coulter was praised in the great New York Times! Yes, footnote 7 sourced Coulters claim that Couric berated the poor helpless Specter. And since this was Coulters first example of that wall-to-wall liberal propaganda, we made a quick decision here. We decided wed look the cite up.
And so we looked up Coulters reference, a Today show appearance by Specter on March 6, 2001. As it turns out, Specter was there to promote a new book, Passion for Truth—a book which details his life as a prosecutor, his service on the Warren Commission, and his years in the US Senate, according to Courics collegial introduction. Nice to have you, Couric said. What motivated you to write this book? And you guessed it! Prepare to laugh! Specter said hed written the book because he wanted to discuss Anita Hill:
COURIC (3/6/01): What—what motivated you to write this book?At this point, Couric began playing it rough, according to the programs transcript:
COURIC (continuing directly): Uh-huh.Phew! If Specter votes against the filibuster, hes the biggest hypocrite in Washington! At any rate, Couric roused herself after Specters oration; she asked one question about the Warren Commission, and then two questions about the Bork hearings. And then, she finally asked one question about the Anita Hill matter. Readers, heres the sum total of the berating she handed to poor helpless Specter this day. Here you see the days sum total of wall-to-wall liberal propaganda:
COURIC: You know, you—you angered a lot of feminists when you accused Anita Hill. In fact, you detail how she changed her testimony during questioning, during the Clarence Thomas confirmation hearings. And you accused her of publicly, quote, "flat out perjury." Any regrets?Any regrets! Phew—that was a tough one! For the record, Couric posed no follow-up question here; instead, she asked a question about Bill Clintons pardon of Marc Rich, a topic the left will always raise when it wants to stage a display of its famous wall-to-wall propaganda. Did Couric really berate poor Specter—assail him with wall-to-wall liberal propaganda? In fact, the interview was mild throughout, and closed with a question Republicans would love. By the way, heres the one question Couric asked about the Warren Commission
COURIC: As you said, the Kennedy family during, when you were serving on the Warren Commission, refused to allow you to examine X-rays and autopsy photos of JFK. Why do you think they—they refused to do that and how badly did that hamper the investigation?As another part of the liberal propaganda which was wall-to-wall in Coulters book, Couric invited Specter to tell the world how the Kennedys hampered his work.
So there you see a typical episode from Coulters pathologically dishonest book. Regarding Hill, Couric asked an obvious question, about a topic which Specter brought up. She didnt challenge his comments at all. Result? Coulter told readers that Specter had been berated about Hill; she plainly implied that relentless old Couric just wouldnt drop the ten-year-old topic. She played her readers for complete, utter fools, as she does all through this bizarre book.
But then, Slander is wall-to-wall propaganda itself, an endless display of absurd, bogus claims supported by fake, phony footnotes. If Cloud had checked any claim in the book, he would have stood a very good chance of finding another big error. For sheer amusement, see what happens when you check out the claim that the vicious New York Times called Candidate George Bush an airhead (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 7/15/02). Check how silly things can get when Coulter designs Nexis searches (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 7/9/02). Did the press corps say Reagan was senile in 1984? Note the way Coulter fakes about that (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 7/26/02). Read the bizarre description of the Times letters page—a passage which appears on Slanders page two, right along with the nonsense about Couric (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 7/25/02). Enjoy a good laugh when you read a Chicago Tribune puff-piece about local girl Phyllis Schlafly—an article Coulter tells her readers is preposterously demeaning (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 7/22/02). Watch her as she trashes Couric for asking another obvious question—a question Sean Hannity asked the same night (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 7/12/02). Yes, when we sat down to fact-check Slander, we found that almost every claim turned out to be a groaning misstatement. Its amazing that Cloud couldnt find these mistakes—especially since the work had all been done for him, here and at other, lesser sites.
Indeed, how pathologically does Coulter misstate? Consider Slanders Big Closing Anecdote—an anecdote Coulter was forced to recant after we fact-checked it here at THE HOWLER (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 7/23/02). In Time, Coulter tells Cloud that this is her one error, her one mistake. And, of course, because its Coulter, she lies in Clouds face as she does:
CLOUD: When I asked Coulter about her mistakes, she responded by e-mail: "I think I can save you some time ...The one error liberals have produced is that I was wrong when I said the NYT didn't mention Dale Earnhardt's death on the front page the day after his death. There have been novels and Broadway plays written about Ann Coulter's one mistake, which was pretty minor IMHO [in my humble opinion]—the Times article DID begin: 'His death brought a silence to the Wal-Mart.'"So even when she admitted her one mistake, Coulter misstated the most basic facts. But because John Cloud is thoroughly store-bought—because hes paid not to find her mistakes—he still couldnt make himself see the pathological way Ann Coulter lies to the world.
How pathological is Coulters penchant for mistakes? As she noted in her e-mail to Cloud, she made a groaning mistake on Slanders last page, saying that the New York Times didn't mention Dale Earnhardt's death on the front page the day after his death. Needless to say, this bogus claim led to a crackpot closing diatribe, in which Coulter said that liberals are savagely cruel bigots who hate ordinary Americans and lie for sport (more on this crackpot presentation tomorrow). To state the obvious, her nasty summation was utterly ludicrous, and, as always, she had her facts wrong; as Cloud notes, the Times did publish a reverent, page-one report on Earnhardts death the day after he died. (As Cloud notes, the Times published a second page-one report three days later.) This, Coulter says, is her one mistake. And yes, she did amend Slanders final page when the book came out in paper. But uh-oh! All too typically, when Coulter changed Slanders final page, she changed it to something else that was bogus! Somehow, despite his relentless search, Cloud missed this bit of pathology. But readers, heres the current, next-to-last paragraph from Slander. This account—Coulters amended account, from her paperback edition—is still baldly misleading:
COULTER (page 205): The day after seven-time NASCAR Winston Cup champion Dale Earnhardt died in a race at the Daytona 500, almost every newspaper in America carried the story on the front page. Stock-car racing had been the nations fastest-growing sport for a decade, and NASCAR the second-most-watched sport behind the NFL. More Americans recognize the name Dale Earnhardt than, say, Maureen Dowd. (Manhattan liberals are dumbly blinking at that last sentence.) Demonstrating the lefts renowned populist touch, the New York Times front-page article on Earnhardts death three days later began, His death brought a silence to the Wal-Mart. The Times went on to report that in vast swaths of the country people watch stock-car racing. Tacky people were mourning Dale Earnhardt all over the South!In short, Coulters current version plainly implies that the Times provided no next-day coverage. It gives a totally false impression, even after Coulter corrected. Theres a word for this kind of conduct—pathological. But poor John Cloud—a store-bought man—knew he was paid not to see this.
Coulter dissembles as other scribes breathe. Her dishonesty reaches the point of disturbance. But reactionary forces are now working to roll back a centurys worth of liberal advances, and store-bought fellows—fellows like Cloud—know theres big dough on the table. In order to get his hands on that dough, Cloud pretends that he cant find mistakes. He hunted and hunted—but he just couldnt find them. More of his clowning tomorrow.
COULTER CORRECTS: For the record, here are the two versions of Slanders next-to-last paragraph. How did Coulter fix her one mistake? Simple! She took a statement which was blatantly wrong, and replaced it with one which is baldly misleading. Conduct like this is pure pathology. But Cloud just couldnt find it:
COULTER, ORIGINAL MISTAKEN VERSION (page 205): The day after seven-time NASCAR Winston Cup champion Dale Earnhardt died in a race at the Daytona 500, almost every newspaper in America carried the story on the front page. Stock-car racing had been the nations fastest-growing sport for a decade, and NASCAR the second-most-watched sport behind the NFL. More Americans recognize the name Dale Earnhardt than, say, Maureen Dowd. (Manhattan liberals are dumbly blinking at that last sentence.) It took the New York Times two days to deem Earnhardts name sufficiently important to mention it on the first page. Demonstrating the lefts renowned populist touch, the article began, His death brought a silence to the Wal-Mart. The Times went on to report that in vast swaths of the country people watch stock-car racing. Tacky people were mourning Dale Earnhardt all over the South!The original version was flatly wrong. The current version is baldly misleading. And yes, this correction still sits in American bookstores. But poor Cloud! He searched and searched for Coulters mistakes. But somehow, he just couldnt find them.