SYCOPHANT OLIPHANT! Has anyone ever pandered as hard as Sycophant Oliphant did? // link // print // previous // next //
TUESDAY, APRIL 10, 2007
AT LAST, A BIT OF STRAIGHT TALK: On 60 Minutes, John McCain discussed his embarrassing statements about that Baghdad marketplace:
MCCAIN (4/8/07): I'm going to—I'm going to misspeak, and I've done it on numerous occasions, and I probably will in the future. I regret that, if—when I, when I divert attention to something that I've said from my message, but, you know, that's just life, and I'm happy with—frankly, with the way that I operate. Otherwise, it'd be a lot less fun.Lets hope McCains life is never less fun! After all, journalists told us, all during the 2000 primaries, how much fun it was on McCains big white bus (text below). But McCain finally offered a bit of straight talk when he said hes misspoken on numerous occasions. As we showed you last week, McCain made all manner of clownish misstatement during the course of Campaign 2000—and a sycophant press corps refused to take notice (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 4/4/07). Indeed, as several major journos explained in December 1999, they would simply take him off the record when he made his most ridiculous statements. (At this very same time, of course, these same journos were working extra hard to gimmick up misstatements by Gore.) If you didnt read our post last week, we strongly suggest that you read it today. Has McCain misspoken on numerous occasions? That barely scratches the surface.
But your journalists will never tell you the truth—will never give up their prize narratives. This morning, E. J. Dionnes headline is The McCain Tragedy; he starts by recalling what a joyous romp McCain staged during Campaign 2000 (when he was making those clownish misstatements). And Dionne begs McCain—this admirable man—to reclaim his maverick status. According to Dionne, His old straight talk would be such a relief after so much prevarication and fabrication from this White House. Perfect! Hed worked in every sound-bite! Dionne had achieved the corps goal when discussing McCain; he had left no slogan behind.
No, Dionne will never tell you the truth about what has driven your electoral politics over the course of the past fifteen years. But then, this has really been the week to see your liberal career pundits fail you! Yesterday, even Paul Krugman made it clear; to the extent that his own employer is at fault, he simply refuses to tell you the truth about your recent political history, (Instead, hell just say that Fox did it.) And the reaction of liberal pundits to the Imus matter has reached the point of utter embarrassment (more below). But if no one else will tell you the truth, John McCain at long last has!
Again, we strongly suggest that you read last weeks post. Enjoy a good laugh at the sanctified solons clueless behavior during Campaign 2000, when journalists rode around laughing and laughing (full text below) as he staged that joyous romp.
IN THEIR OWN WORDS: Richard Cohen, describing the fun in early 2000:
COHEN (2/8/00): Oddly enough, in all the analysis I've read of John McCain's unanticipated success, the word "fun" is never mentioned. But the man is having fun. It's clear. A trip on his bus is, well, a trip. You laugh and laugh—at least I do—and when, once, I asked him why in the world he would talk to the press hour after hour, totally on-the-record, he said it was "fun." He was having fun.In reality, McCain would talk to the press hour after hour because they were taking him off the record. But why spoil the fun by mentioning that? See THE DAILY HOWLER, 12/15/99, for a bit of the story.
For the record, this column was Classic Cohen. In fact, every analysis of McCain had mentioned the big fun the journos were having. And the profiles all mentioned something else—they mentioned the way McCain just hates to discuss Vietnam, even as they quoted the latest tortured way he had managed to work Nam into conversation. In short, they were busy reciting the great mans talking-points—as Dionne does again just this morning.
By the way, how did Cohen begin that column? Of course! He complained about the way another candidate made them think about policy matters! Yuck! The laughing boys just hated that! This is how Cohen began:
COHEN: First I read the interview Hillary Clinton gave to the New York Times explaining why she was running for the Senate. Then I watched her announcement extravaganza in which she explained why she was running for the Senate. Finally, I read news accounts of her speech, so I'm absolutely sure now I know why she is running for the Senate. She's doing it all for me.In a word, these people are out of their minds. They made this clear long ago.
By the time of Cohens laughable column, McCain had bungled every major domestic policy matter, in ways which were often truly comical. (Again, be sure to see last weeks post.) But so what? Cohen got to laugh and laugh on that big white bus, so who cared if the great, great man was clueless? It was really Clinton who drove him nuts—Clinton, who walked about things like child care. Cohen didnt say what was wrong with her thoughts. He was just peeved that she had them.
Of course, this complaint about Clinton has become a prime script. To see David Broder write this same column six years later, see THE DAILY HOWLER, 5/25/06. But then, these weak, inane boys hate all Big Dems who make them listen to things that arent fun. To see poor Broder almost nod off as Gore goes through page after page of swell ideas, see THE DAILY HOWLER, 3/26/03. These people are simply out of their minds. They made it clear long, long ago.
SYCOPHANT OLIPHANT: Has anyone ever pandered to anyone the way Tom Oliphant pandered to Imus during yesterdays radio program? At Media Matters, you can watch the first 4:35 of his outing, but the pander-thon part of Oliphants phone call extended from 8:31 Eastern until 8:42, with Oliphant barely emerging for air as he kissed up, lip-locked, pimped, smooched and fawned. And make no mistake; over the course of the past fifteen years, Oliphant was one of the fairest of all major pundits! No, he didnt fight back during Campaign 2000; these people never discuss or criticize what their major colleagues are doing (as Oliphant proved during yesterdays phone call). But Oliphant never took part in the War Against Gore; he never repeated one word of the bull-sh*t. But there he was yesterday, pandering hard, reinventing himself now as Sycophant Oliphant.
And yes; it only gets worse—much worse—after the Media Matters tape ends. Before its over, Oliphant even says that Imus is ahead of the curve politically because green causes is one of the biggest civil rights issues in the country today. (Imus wife, Deirdre Imus, is a major greenie. Shes called The Green Ho on the program.) And he blubbers about how brilliant Imus was when he interviewed reclusive Bill Russell long ago. (Russell could tell that Imus loves black folk, Oliphant more or less blubbered.) Were not sure if weve ever seen anyone pander this long and this hard.
But then, were seeing the soul of the modern press corps as it reacts to the I-mans latest. For our money, Gwen Ifills column in todays New York Times has to be the most perfect expression of this cohorts comical values. Yes, Ifill offers a brief consideration of the young women directly involved in this matter. But then, she spends half of her column talking about—who else?—herself! Enjoy the rich humor unintentionally found here as Ifill describes an incident that may not have actually happened—while insisting its not about her:
IFILL (4/10/07): The serial apologies of Mr. Imus, who was suspended yesterday by both NBC News and CBS Radio for his remarks, have failed another test. The sincerity seems forced and suspect because he's done some version of this several times before.If that isnt Classic Press Corps Narrative, we dont know what is. Plainly, Ifill doesnt know if this incident happened. But so what? (Or, as she eloquently puts it: Whatever!) It suits the narrative, so Ifill recites it, devoting half her column to the apocryphal story—while insisting that this whole thing is not about her. And of course, this current incident wasnt about her—until she decided to frame it that way. And you know the Times! Handed a column built around an incident which may not have happened, the great paper rushed it into print! But then, this is how our politics has worked for the past fifteen years, as mainstream press organs have repeated pleasing, script-friendly tales—whether or not they were accurate.
Readers, Al Gore said he invented the Internet! And: Al Gore said he discovered Love Canal! And: Al Gore said he inspired Love Story! Those tales were bogus, but they fit the script—so the New York Times kept printing them. Indeed, the Times invented two of these bogus tales—bogus tales which changed the worlds history. But yesterday, Krugman, playing it dumb, said that Fox has been mangling your discourse! He specifically mentioned the Whitewater hoax—which started in the New York Times, when Fox didnt even exist.
Imus has a long, wrinkled history; well discuss it a bit more tomorrow, focusing on the parts of his stupid misconduct which Ifill and Oliphant will never discuss. But isnt it Classic Press Corps Conduct? Ifill doesnt listen to Imus program—so naturally, the Times assigned her this column! No, you cant get dumber than your press corps is. And no—theyll never tell you the truth about the way their cohort really works.
Tomorrow, a word on those young Rutgers women. And a word on a few other Imus targets—the targets Gwen Ifill wont discuss.
GWEN IFILLS HOME COOKING: Dont worry! Like Oliphant, Ifill knows how to pander to power. To see her play the fool for Darling Condi, see THE DAILY HOWLER, 8/1/03. Ten days later, the story got worse. For a taste of Ifills famous home cooking, see THE DAILY HOWLER, 8/11/03.
LETS PLAY TWO: After his 11-minute pander to Imus, Oliphant went on last evenings NewsHour and pretended that hed slapped the guy around! Yes, he actually said what follows. For audio, just click here:
OLIPHANT (4/9/07): The most important thing is that people, if we have an opportunity through this, to teach people just how inexcusably horrible what Don said was. And one of the things that I take hope from is that the person who is most chagrined, down to his tootsies, Id say, is Don Imus himself.Oliphant played moral hero—on PBS. But in fact, as you can hear on the Media Matters tape, he barely mentioned those amazing athletes from Rutgers when he spoke with Imus, and he spent all of 28 seconds on the problem dealt to the 8-year-old kid who gets exposed to Imus insults. Then, he quickly returned to his pander. And once again, it only gets worse after the Matters tape ends.
Why would Oliphant act this way? Sorry—we cant answer that. For the record, Oliphant no longer works for the Boston Globe; his income now derives from writing books. (His wife, Susan Spencer, works for CBS.) And out in the marketplace, Oliphant would be able to sell maybe three books without the help of Imus.
Why do these people behave as they do? In the case of individuals, we simply cant say. But that was some day-night double-header Oliphant staged on those two programs. Which reminds us! Speaking of baseball, why not think about buying his book on the life of Dodger legend Gil Hodges?
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PART 2—INSTINCT FOR ERROR: Today belongs to panders, not blunders. Well pick up this story tomorrow.