THE PARSONS WHITE-BOY GAMES! The Parson cleared his thoughtful throat and made a high-minded error: // link // print // previous // next //
MONDAY, MARCH 29, 2010
History resumes tomorrow: As best we can tell, well be posting our twice-delayed Chapter 4 tomorrow, at our companion site.
Sinead OConnor v. Dowd: As weve said so many times, we never cease to be amazed by Lady Collins insipid musings. At present, the world is crawling with serious topics; they beg for elucidation. But so what? On Saturday, this is the way the Lady started her latest insipid column:
Does the lady ever produce a new hook? As always, Lady Collins was rolling her eyes at all the attention weve paid to this deeply serious topic. And how did she answer her own silly question? What will our lady now do with her time? In her column, she returned to her latest insipid obsession, offering her latest droll work on a joke-rich theme: Which state seems to be most corrupt?
Lady Collins is always stunningthe crown jewel of an insipid elite. Then too, there was Sundays column by Maureen Dowd. And there was a superlative counterpoint in the Washington Post, penned by Sinead OConnor.
Give her creditthe Duchess of Dowd was trying to do something very important this day. She wrote about the Popes response to the child abuse matter in which hes embroiled. But no matter what topic she chooses to limn, Dowd cannot make her tiny mind focus. As always, she kicked things off with her standard insipid word-play:
Jesus, this duchess is daft! Is there any topic on the face of the earth which will make her suspend her punning and her insipid word-play? Sadly, the puns and the clever, insipid jokes continued all through this allegedly serious column. (Example: Because he did not defrock the demented Father Murphy, its time to bring in the frocks.) Lets face it: If World War III broke out tomorrow, Lady Dowd would be there the next day to offer droll puns on the subject. (The column may be in the can.)
Luckily, yesterdays Outlook section gave us a look at how real humans reason. The piece was written by Sinead OConnor; she too considered the conduct of the Pope. But OConnor wrote as a real human being might write, not like the royals who lounge at the Times. We strongly recommend her piece as a counterpart to Dowds silly punning. For OConnors fine essay, click here.
In part, OConnor wrote about the culture of Irish Catholicism over the years of her life. (By that, we mean she wrote about the culture surrounding Catholicism in Ireland itself.) We ourselves grew up Catholic in the 1950s, in Irelands westernmost provinceBoston, Mass. In 1960, our family moved to California, where we seemed to encounter a different brand of Catholicism. Because these recollections relate to our countrys modern political journalism, well plan a short memoir for Friday.
But please. Read OConnor, then read Dowd. In one case, youll be reading the work of your flesh, the work of a real living human.
THE PARSONS WHITE-BOY GAMES (permalink): Jon Meacham, The Parson, cleared his throat, then set a high-minded example. He spoke on Meet the Press, about health reform. Despite his wonderfully high-minded pose, we thought his slips were showing:
The Parson had made a nice try. (To watch him propound, just click this.) In fact, no one has said that Rep. Lewis was spat on; that was done to Rep. Emanuel Cleaver, a Democrat from Missouri. Despite his thoughtful self-ballyhooed passion, Meacham had apparently paid so little attention to these recent events that he grandly misspoke.
Anyone can misspeak, of course; it happens all the time. But we couldnt help wondering if The Parson misspoke because hed just scanned his New York Times, absorbing the latest before his appearance on this high-minded talk program. In Sunday mornings hard-copy Times, Kate Zernike, reporting from the Tea Party meeting in Searchlight, made a noticeable error. As we wrote, her error remains uncorrected, despite the passion which makes us all pay attention to the matter about which she erred:
(Note: On line, the Times appends this note to Zernikes report: Published: March 27, 2010. That is technically accurate, but the report appeared in Sundays hard-copy edition. The Times still hasnt found a way to avoid such points of confusion.)
Did some speaker make this misstatement in Searchlight? Several other people report that the ever-ludicrous Andrew Breitbart offered $100,000 if Lewis passes a lie detector test about the names he was called. (For Tim Murphys account in Mother Jones, click this. The San Francisco Chronicle reported the same thing.) Somehow, the dollar figure was different in the Timesand the unnamed speaker also makes an inaccurate reference to the spitting incident.
Even if some speaker did make this misstatement, Zernike and/or her editors should have cleared it up. Apparently, somebody at our greatest newspaper hasnt been paying attention to this because it's so dramatic either.
At any rate, sure enough: Yesterday morning, The Parson cleared his thoughtful throat and repeated this error on Meet the Press. Is this where The Parson got the idea that Rep. Lewis had been spat on, not Rep. Cleaver? No idea, but this is the way these cretins function. Can we talk? It seems Meacham perhaps hasnt paid a lot of attention to the incidents involving Lewis and Cleaver. But hes always ready to clear his throat and let us gain from his high-minded guidance. And of course, as soon as Meacham stopped his sermon, Doris Kearns Goodwin joined the parade, telling us how wonderful Frank Richs column had been.
Goodwins a bit of a cretin too, an Imus pal and Imus-enabler of long and gruesome standing. (Shes also a longstanding Matthews-enabler, dating back to the time when he waged his astonishing war against Clinton, then Gore. Doris just sat there and took it.) But now, unlike in that earlier decade, this high-level rabble has come home; they now parade onto Meet the Press and recite the scripts which seem to support our sides causes, including the script in which the addled Rich, as he always does, says everyones racist but him.
Yesterday, Digby praised Richs wonderful thinking; she highlighted the very part of his column we ourselves found to be most pathetic. But matters of race drive white liberals mad. Every IQ point flies from their heads until they have suitably rendered.
What was wrong with Richs column? Well discuss that tomorrow, although well focus on this column by Colbert King, a column which is much harder to justify. But might we add one thought for Meacham, who hasnt paid enough attention to distinguish between Lewis and Cleaver? Our statement comes in the form of some questions, questions we would address to the types of white liberals who always step forward, clearing their throats, to prove their good faith at such times:
Are you sure that Rep. Lewis was really called the worst thing he can be called? Second question: Do you know how much power you grant the least among us when you insist on playing these silly, sad white-boy games?
Tomorrow: In search of the bigots