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THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 22, 2007
THERE HE GOES AGAIN: Lets get it out of the way, saying Ugh. The APs Beth Fouhy reported part of what John Edwards said at yesterdays AFSCME event:
FOUHY (2/21/07): Edwards, the party's 2004 vice presidential nominee, said it was time to begin a troop withdrawal. "I voted for this war. I was wrong to vote for this war. I should never have voted for this war. I take responsibility for that. No one else is responsible for it.God, thats awful. Here at THE HOWLER, were really starting to lose some respect for this guy.
Whats so bad about that statement? Just this: Its A-OK—in fact, its important—for Democratic candidates to challenge each other on matters of policy. But when one Big Dem keeps making insinuations about another Big Dems lack of character, thats the type of conduct that can lead to a president named McCain/Giuliani. As we have noted, this is what Bill Bradley did to Gore, quite disgracefully, during the 2000 primaries (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 2/8/07). Bradley called Gore a liar—and his statements were repeated, by pundits and Republicans alike, all through the general campaign.
Are you happy with the results you got from that election?
Heres our view: If one Dem is going to make insinuations about another Democrats lack of character, hed better have a pretty strong reason to do so. And thats why we find Edwards insinuations especially grating—because it is so blindingly obvious that he himself hasnt been fully truthful about his past stance on the war resolution. We need a leader who is honest, open, he says. But as weve noted, his recent statements to Tim Russert on this subject were just baldly, plainly bogus (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 2/19/07). You might believe what Edwards told Russert—if youre six years old.
We dont fault Edwards for misstating to Russert. Most likely, he couldnt have told the real truth. Most likely, this is what he would have been forced to say—this, or something like it:
EDWARDS TO RUSSERT, ON SERUM: I had doubts about my vote on the war resolution, but I decided to cast the safe political vote, knowing I might be running for president. Then, during the 2004 general election, Shrummy decided that John Kerry and I should say that we would have voted for the resolution even knowing there were no WMD! Good God! I knew that stance was absurd, but I had to go along with the campaigns decision. [Note: Wed agree with that.] After that, I knew I couldnt reverse myself too quickly, so I waited until 11/05 to write my op-ed piece in the Post, saying that I had cast the wrong vote. And now, of course, Im telling you—and everyone else— that I didnt have a chance, until 2005, to rethink that vote from 2002. Obviously, thats total bullsh*t. But what else can I tell you?We dont fault Edwards for his statements to Russert. Politically, you simply cant say that you mouthed cant during Campaign 04 because Kerry and Shrummy told you told to do it. So Edwards said something thats patently bogus—and Russert didnt challenge him on it. Despite that, he keeps parading about the countryside making insinuations about Clintons honesty—and we still have a year to go in the primaries! By the end of the 2000 primaries, Bradley was flat-out calling Gore a big liar. Are you happy with the result you got from that brilliant move?
But then, this leads us to The Big Question—the Question which lingers from the 90s. Are the Clintons the worlds biggest liars? Its time for liberals to decide:
THE REVENGE OF THE 90's: Luckily for the average American, Arianna is always there to tell us who the Biggest Liars are. Yesterday, in several posts, she directly affirmed David Geffens statement on the subject. So youll remember, heres what the insightful mogul had said about Bill and Hillary Clinton:
GEFFEN: Everybody in politics lies, but they do it with such ease, it's troubling.Arianna directly affirmed this statement. Luckily, shes always willing to name the Biggest Liars.
Of course, Arianna managed to spot the Big Liar in 1999 too. Just so youll recall how brilliant she was, lets revisit her deathless wisdom—the wisdom which sent George Bush to the White House. But please—hide the eyes of the children and pets! Heres what the sooth-saying savant once said, in her nationally syndicated column:
HUFFINGTON (2/6/00): [Bill] Bradley has warned voters to watch for Mr. Gore's "tricky" way with words, going as far as to compare him with Richard Nixon...In fact, not only this campaign but Mr. Gore's entire career has been laden with untruths—all demonstrating a pattern of serial abuse of language, truth and reality.Good God, thats awful! Gore's entire career has been laden with untruths. Back then, Gore was the worlds Biggest Liar. Today, Arianna keeps busy by kissing Gores ass—and she now says that its really the Clintons! The Clintons are really the worlds Biggest Liars! As always, Arianna is there.
We say this to note an obvious point—yesterday was Revenge of the 90's. Suddenly, thanks to Geffen and Dowd, that decades top story-lines were back—and Arianna ran to affirm them. As a result, Democrats and liberals face a Big Question: Do we believe that decades prime narratives? Do we believe that Bill Clinton was a Big Liar? Do we believe it about Hillary?
For ourselves, well have to say no; no, we dont believe that. We dont believe that President Clinton displayed himself to be a Big Liar; nor did we ever find this was true about Big Liar Gore. At THE HOWLER, we dont believe that decades prime tales because we endlessly checked them out. We endlessly checked the claims against Clinton, and we endlessly found that the claims were just bogus. These tales were largely political inventions, ginned up by the RNC and pimped by its handmaidens in the mass media. Some of those handmaidens knew they were lying. Many were simply butt-stupid.
OBAMA CAMPAIGN (2/21/07): We arent going to get in the middle of a disagreement between the Clintons and someone who was once one of their biggest supporters. It is ironic that the Clintons had no problem with David Geffen when was raising them $18 million and sleeping at their invitation in the Lincoln Bedroom.Good God! That came from Robert Gibbs, of Obamas campaign. The idiot Dowd had cited the Lincoln, three separate times, in her column about Geffens comments. Now, Obama—and truly, his book is just dazzling—was pimping this stale bullsh*t too.
In many ways, the Lincoln Bedroom was the 1990s prime pseudo-scandal. We spent a lot of time on the Bedroom too; it was the second major topic which led us to start up THE HOWLER. And what did we find when we worked on this story? Fairly ordinary political behavior by the Clintons—and bald-faced lying by the Washington press corps! People! Who were the 90s Biggest Liars! Youll never hear it from Arianna. But the Biggest Liars were the pundits themselves—and Arianna keeps pimping their tales.
By the time we got THE HOWLER started, Miss Lewinsky had replaced the Lincoln Bedroom. We finally posted the facts in 2005, when USA Todays Judy Keen reported an intriguing story (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 5/16/05). Keens story? The pattern of Bushs overnight guests was much like that which obtained with the Clintons! But you know the rules! (Or maybe you dont.) In the 1990s, this story was beaten within an inch of its life—when the target was the vile Clintons. When it tuned out that Bush had a similar pattern, no pundit said two words about it.
But so it has gone, throughout an era which sold you on Bill Clintons lies.
Today, we strongly advise you to click that link to May 05, and read about this prime pseudo-scandal. Again, heres what youll be reading about: Fairly routine political conduct—and outright misconduct on the part of the press corps! But that was the shape of the 1990's—although many of our fiery progressives still dont seem to know it.
We know, we know! We say that we hate the corporate media—but God almighty, how we love their Big Narratives! Inevitably, their stories will worm their way into our heads, and we often dont even know how they got there; even as we denounce these media, we end up repeating their tales! For ourselves, we especially see this at Ariannas site, where so many commenters have bogus ideas about the conduct of Campaign 2000, for example. (We tend to read HuffPo comment threads about Gore.) They think Al Gore didnt fight in Florida, for example. And how did that notion get into their heads? Largely, it came from Jeffrey Toobins extremely odd book, Too Close to Call. Jeffrey Toobin? Oh yeah—of the corporate media! Even as we progressives denounce this monster, we recite its members odd tales.
So there you have it—The Revenge of the 90's! Even in the age of Bush and Cheney, Geffen and Arianna are now insisting that nobody lies quite like the Clintons! (Could you possibly get more clueless?) And the campaign of a truly dazzling new Democrat recycled that old Lincoln Bedroom tale. Good God! Among other things, the press corps even counted Chelseas friends as scandalous overnight guests—and our brightest new Democrat bought it!
Can we tell you a dirty secret? We progressives dont play this game very well. We thunder about that corporate media. But weve heard their tales again and again, and were often too weak and too dumb to resist them. Inside their board rooms, fixers laugh hard as they watch their tales pop from our heads.
HEAVEN CAN WAIT: One more note about Geffens comment concerning Hillary Clintons ambition. For a portrait of a tragically dim-witted age, it really is hard to top this one:
DOWD (2/21/07): Hillary is not David Geffen's dreamgirl.Is there anybody more ambitious than Hillary Clinton? How does warm flesh get this dumb?
Is anybody more ambitious? Well make a nomination—how about Bill Clinton? You may recall the story-line here. At the time when the Clintons married, Hillary Clinton walked away from a budding, star-level career to live in the wilds of darkest Arkansas. Her friends, amazed, begged her not to go. But she went there—in support of her husband.
Were perfectly glad that she did what she did. And were glad that her husband staged his brilliant career. (On balance, we hugely admire her husband. And no, he hasnt been a Big Liar.) But isnt it amazing? Only from the mind of a pure sexist b*stard could such a foolish claim emerge. Imagine! When the woman finally gets her turn—at age 59!— she is the worlds most ambitious person! Chris Matthews made a fool of himself pimping this narrative when she ran for the Senate, and Geffen is eager to pimp it again. (So is Dowd, an inveterate woman-hater.) But then, Geffens just a burned-out music promoter. Or maybe youve been to his films.
What a world we live in today! Its a world where Geffen thinks the woman should wait until shes—how old, David? Eighty?
TOMORROW—REVISED SCHEDULE: As we hope for Davis Guggenheims Oscar, well show you how the New York Times mocked Gores brilliant work on global warming. Kakutani was troubled by his loony asides. This was back in the 90's, of course.